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Per iniziare il gioco, ogni giocatore pesca dieci Carte Bianche. Un giocatore a caso
assume il ruolo di Re delle Carte e gioca una Carta Nera. Il Re delle Carte legge la
domanda o la frase da completare riportata sulla Carta Nera ad alta voce. Tutti gli
altri giocatori rispondono alla domanda o completano la frase passando al Re una
Carta Bianca a faccia in giù. Il Re mescola le risposte e legge le combinazioni al
resto del gruppo. Per un effetto migliore il Re dovrebbe rileggere la carta nera ogni
volta che legge una risposta. Egli sceglie poi la sua risposta preferita e il giocatore
che ha giocato quella particolare risposta riceve dal Re la Carta Nera, che vale
come Punto Fighezza. Al termine della mano, il giocatore successivo diventa il Re
delle Carte ed ogni giocatore pesca dal mazzo tante carte quante sono necessarie
per ritornare ad avere dieci carte in mano.
Pesca 2 Alcune Carte Nere riportano due spazi per le risposte. Per rispondere
o completare queste carte, ogni giocatore utilizzerà due Carte Bianche. L’ordine è
importante: giocale nell’ordine in cui il Re delle Carte dovrebbe leggerle. Se il Re
delle Carte ha le mani di pastafrolla, puoi utilizzare delle graffette per assicurarti
che vengano lette nel giusto ordine.
Rando Cardrissian: Ad ogni mano si prende una Carta Bianca dal mazzo e la
si mette in gioco. Questa carta appartiene a un giocatore immaginario chiamato
Rando Cardrissian, e - se quest’ultimo vince la partita - tutti i giocatori torneranno
a casa in balia di una incancellabile vergogna.
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Lieto Fine: Quando sei pronto per terminare il gioco, gioca la Carta Nera “In-
venta un Haiku”. Questa carta è la procedura ufficiale di chiusura di una buona
partita di Cards Against Humanity e dovrebbe essere riservata per la fine. (No-
ta: Non importa se l’Haiku che inventerete non rispetterà la metrica 5-7-5. È
sufficiente leggerli con la giusta enfasi!).
L’Arma Nascosta: In risposta ad una domanda che richiede due risposte, tutti
i giocatori pescano dal mazzo una Carta Bianca extra prima di giocare la mano,
cosı̀ da avere a disposizione un maggior numero di combinazioni.
Dio è Morto: Si gioca senza Re delle Carte. Ad ogni mano, ciascun giocatore
sceglie la propria carta preferita: la carta con più voti vince.
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l’approvazione di lampadario sopra ai George W. Bush.
Lapo Elkan. tuoi nemici e farsi
sollevare dalla
corda che lo
sosteneva.
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dovuti alla mongoloide.
depilazione laser.
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maglietta. eta’ con un paio di
pattini in linea.
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ragazze ricambiato. volare.
all’ospedale dopo
un aborto.
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persone anziane. giusto dietro di te. nell’interno della
coscia.
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Pac–Man. Diventare cosı̀ Campioni gratuiti. Un gran rumore
arrabbiati da farsi per nulla.
venire un’erezione.
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Violenza della Totò Riina. Preadolescente. Scalpare.
polizia.
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Rosso relativo. Combattimenti tra Fuoco amico. Ronald Reagan.
galli.
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della truffa.
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attore di Shaquille spicciola.
O’NeaI.
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bambino. nudo nel
parcheggio di un
McDonald.
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vomita convulsamente capelli.
mentre una nidiata di
granchi-ragno si
schiude nel suo cervello
e fuoriesce dai suoi
condotti lacrimali.
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Super Quark. Le persone di Codice Lunchables.
colore. cavalleresco.
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Untori. Masturbazione. Allusione sul ceto Flato vaginale.
sociale.
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Carne di cavallo. Un cappello Kim Jong-il. Peli pubici sul
davvero alla moda. bordo del cesso.
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Pollici opponibili. Test di intelligenza Parlare a vanvera. Motoseghe al
con domande posto delle mani.
razziste.
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Martin Luther Un micropene. La mia anima. Un’orgia.
King.
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Asiatici che non Anziani uomini Scambiarsi battute Coppie
sono bravi in giapponesi. divertenti. omosessuali.
matematica.
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Capre che si stanno Lo Schiaccianoci: Farsi una sega in Flauto a pelle.
mangiando lattine. La danza della Fata una piscina di
Cofanetto. lacrime di bambini.
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Scoreggiare e Essere uno stronzo Installare, in casa, Sistema Oasi
andarsene via. con i bambini. trappole esplosive Tecnologica del
per ostacolare i Riposo materassi
ladri. Eminflex.
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CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY in italiano - DOMANDE
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La nuova norma
sulla sicurezza ora È un peccato che i Fra 1.000 anni, La lega serie A ha
proibisce .............. ragazzini al giorno quando le vietato ................
sugli aerei. d’oggi partecipino banconote saranno poiché dà un
a ......................... soltanto un ricordo vantaggio ingiusto
lontano, ............... ai giocatori.
sarà il nostro
denaro.
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Mentre gli USA e la Nel nuovo film Qual è il mio Qual è la nuova
Russia gareggiavano della Disney, potere segreto? dieta del
per la conquista Hannah Montana momento?
della Luna, il si scontra per la
Messico ha investito prima volta contro
milioni di pesos in ............................
.............................
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Cosa si mangia Quando il faraone Come faccio a Qual è la cosa più
Vin Diesel per rimase impassibile, mantenere la mia incrostata?
cena? Mosè scateno la attuale relazione?
piaga ...................
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Mentre ero sotto Nel carcere di Los Dopo il terremoto Invece del carbone
gli effetti di acidi, Angeles le voci Sean Penn portò la Befana ora
......... si trasformò dicono che puoi ......... alle persone porta ai bambini
in ........................ scambiare 200 di Haiti. cattivi .................
sigarette per
............................
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Cara TopGirl, ho Quando sarò il Cosa mi stanno Cosa non fallisce
difficoltà con capo del governo nascondendo i mai nel ravvivare
................ e vorrei creerò il Ministero miei genitori? una festa?
qualche consiglio. del ......................
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Cos’è che mia Chi è il più emo? Non avevo Durante il sesso
nonna troverebbe veramente mi piace pensare a
allarmante ma compreso ............. ............................
nello stesso tempo finché non
anche stranamente incontrai ..............
affascinante?
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Cosa fece finire la Cos’è questo ......... Cosı̀ è come Perché sono
mia passata suono? voglio morire! appiccicoso?
relazione?
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Quale sarà il Cosa sarà Non so con che Cosa ti permette
prossimo disponibile a armi sarà di portarti a letto,
giocattolo volontà in combattuta la con assoluta
dell’Happy Meal? paradiso? terza guerra certezza, una
mondiale. Ma ragazza?
nella quarta si
useranno .............
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Voci dicono che il LA7D presenta .............. : testato Perché non riesco
piatto preferito di ........... la storia di dai bambini, a dormire?
Vladimir Putin è ............................ approvato dalle
............. ripieno di madri.
............................
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Cosa mi crea Di cosa odorano le A cosa rinuncio La medicina
flatulenze persone anziane? per la quaresima? alternativa sta ora
incontrollabili? adottando i poteri
curativi di ............
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Quale cosa l’Italia Cosa piace a Silvio Durante il Cosa non vuoi
ha paracadutato ai Berlusconi? trascurato Periodo trovare nel tuo
bambini afghani? Marrone, Picasso cibo cinese?
ha prodotto
centinai di quadri
su .......................
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