SNL Skit ‘Mrs. Harris: Mike: Greg, Mike in room Mike: So, Greg, what are your plans for the weekend? Doing anything with your sirlfriend Sarah? Greg: Well, there’s Theresa’s party on Friday night. I really want to go, but I want it to be a surprise when I invite Sarah. I hope I get an A on that math test though. My parents won't let me go to the party otherwise. Mike: Ifyou get a bad grade, just tell Mrs, Harris that you need to make it up on Thursday. Afterall, it’s only Tuesday night right now. Greg: You’re right, Mike, it shouldn’t be too hard once I talk to everyone. I'll find the time to tell about my plans, Mike: Do it soon, though, Greg. Just to make sure. Well, [have to go home. See ya tomorrow!!! exit Mike exit Greg enter Mike, Greg, Sarah, Theresa students at desks Mrs. Harris: Class, I'm passing back your tests. Most of you did well, but a few of you need to improve. Remember, as long as you tell me, I will let you make it up on ‘Thursday after school Mrs. Harris gets to Greg ‘Mrs. Harris: Greg, you need to do better on the next test. Tell me after class if you're going to make up the test on Thursday. Greg: A DI!!! How could Ihave gotten a D??? I studied so hard for this!!! Now I’ll never be able to go to the party Mike: Tell your parents, then make the test up on Thursday. By the way, have you asked Sarah about the party yet?Greg: No, I haven’t had the time. bell rings Mike: Make sure you tell her. C’mon, let's go. students exit ‘Mrs. Harris: Well, I guess Greg isn’t retaking the test. Oh well. Mrs. Harris exits enter Greg, Theresa Greg: Darn, I forgot to tell Mrs. Harris that I need to make up the test tomorrow. Theresa: Go tell her now! Ask her for a pass so you won't be late. Greg: Sure hope my parents will take the D well. enter Sarah nobody realizes she’s there Theresa: So, can you come to my party on Friday? really want you to come. Greg: | think so, if my parents aren’t mad. I still have to tell Sarah about it though. Sarah looks hurt, then runs off crying Greg and Theresa turn and look surprised Greg: Oh, no! Now she probably thinks I’m going to the party with you! ‘Theresa: Then go tell her. The sooner the better. Greg: Okay. Wait, I'm going to be late for class, Gotta run!! Theresa: Bye! walk off in opposite directions emer Greg, Mom, Dad Mom: How was your day at school today, honey? Greg: Okay. Dad: What did you get on your test? Greg: AD. Mom: A Dit! Dad: Young man, if you don’t make up that test, you aren’t going anywhere for a while. Greg: But I can’t. Mom: Why can’t you make up the test?Greg: 1 forgot to tell Mrs. Harris that I would, so now I can’t. It’s no use trying to tell her now. Dad: Why don’t you try talking to her? Greg: She won't listen to me. Look, I’ve got homework and a lot of stuff to think about. exit Greg exit Mom and Dad into microphone: two days later, on Friday. enter Greg, Theresa Theresa walks by Greg ‘Theresa: T'll see you tonight! Theresa exits Greg: Wait, Theresa, I can’t go! Sarah enters Greg: Sarah, wait up! Sarah: Why would I wait for you? You're probably here waiting for Theresal Sarah exits Greg: Sarah! ‘Mrs. Harris enters Greg: Mrs. Harris, can I please make up the test? ‘Mrs. Harris: No, Greg. You should have talked to me. You're gaing to have to live with your D. Mrs, Harris exits Greg sits on bench Mike enters Mike: Hey Greg. What’s wrong? Greg: A lot. My parents said | can’t go to the party, Mrs. Harris said that I could have taken the test if I'd asked her earlier, and my girlfriend thinks that I’m going with another girl. What do I do? Mike: Why didn’t you talk to your parents about the party? You could have asked them if they could compromise Greg: I don’t know. 1 had the time. Mike: Why didn’t you ask Mrs. Harris if you could retake the test? Greg: Because by the time I remembered to tell her, it was Wednesday night. I had the time, and I could have called her.