Ross Patterson and Dan Hollaway bring you the realest fake news of the week with the suicide of the “Fedex Hitman” linked to multiple murders including the son of an Epstein prosecutor, child gangs are committing tons of crime in the south side of Chicago, gun sales are up 95% in the US, the Chinese Consulate in Houston has 2 days to pack up and leave the country, the breaking news of a judge ordering the opening of files from the original 2015 Epstein trial which will include flight tickets to Epstein Island, a new study reveals Hitler had micro penis and 1 testicle, and the two explain how the terrible mismanagement of Joe Biden’s campaign is starting to become extremely obvious.