Do you like to be Objectified? In this week’s episode, sex educator extraordinaire Tristan Taormino meets Joan Crawford & Captain Stubing at a Swinger Convention, boffs the kinkiest Emma Stone/Sandra Bullock lookalike she’s ever met, and then somehow, gets cockblocked by the TSA. PLUS: A letter from a new listener questions orgasms, chemical castration, polyamory & more, so Dixie brings in American Sex’s Sunny Megatron for answers (we chat here, & then continue the discussion on our Patreon’s free level) #AvailableToEveryone #NotAllSwingers    Song: ‘Suitcase’ by Sia   Want to enjoy this episode ad-free? Support us on Patreon at the $10/month or up level at www.Patreon.com/Bawdy   Thank you to our Sponsors:   Hashtag Open:  Are you ready for a sex-positive dating app that’s committed to a truly diverse community? Meet Hashtag Open, an app for the open-minded. That means if you identity as LGBTQIA, straight, disabled, monogamous, polyamorous, swinger, kinky, or body-positive, there is a place where you can truly be yourself. Maybe you are gender non-conforming or heteroflexible? No problem. Hashtag Open has more than 20 options for gender and sexual orientation to choose from or you can write in your own. You can create a solo profile, a partnered profile or both. Find friendship, dating, hook ups, relationships...whatever you want! The point is they want you to be you. Go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY to download the app today. And Hashtag Open will donate $1 to Planned Parenthood for for every new profile created. So don't wait, go to hashtagopen.com/BAWDY and start making authentic connections today.   Dipsea: Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Each story is created with women in mind -- they’re relatable and immersive. And there’s something for everyone, whether you’re into men, women, or maybe both at the same time. Find stories about strangers meeting on the beach in Mexico, or seeing that ex you can't stop thinking about on the subway, or a partner who wants to up the ante in the bedroom. And the guided sessions can help unlock new confidence or heighten intimacy with your partner. They add three brand new stories every week, so you’ll always have more to explore. Whatever you’re in the mood for, Dipsea always keeps it real and really hot.  And for listeners of the show, Dipsea is offering a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/DIXIE   Join Bawdy Storytelling on Patreon: We’re improving your Patreon experience with BRAND NEW Patreon Rewards! We’ve just added: Access to Ad-free episodes, Patron only streams, an invite to our Facebook group, Tickets to live shows, (group or private) Storycoaching sessions with Dixie, an invite to Bawdy’s first AMA - even a special live Bawdy Storytelling show, created just for you and your friends. You can help our award-winning podcast GROW. Ready to make the world a better place? Join us at  https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can also make one-time donations via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com Check out our new Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, and share thoughts with your fellow listeners. It’s at https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/ Upcoming Bawdy Storytelling LIVE Events:   San Francisco, CA Theme: ‘Gasm’ Thursday, November 14th, 2019 Verdi Club 2424 Mariposa San Francisco, CA 94110 Tickets at http://bit.ly/BawdyGasmSF & that’s it, the 2019 Tour is over! #11shows #10weeks #5cities   Seattle, WA Theme: ‘The Naughty Bits’ Wednesday, Dec 4th, 2019 Rebar Seattle 1114 Howell Street Seattle, WA Tickets at https://thenaughtybitssea.eventbrite.com   San Francisco, CA Theme: ‘Best Gift Ever’ Wednesday, December 18th, 2019 Verdi Club 2424 Mariposa San Francisco, CA 94110 Tickets at https://bawdybestgifteversfo.eventbrite.com   Wanna see Bawdy LIVE and in person? Subscribe to our email list & find out where we’re g