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This show features a personal story from my recent trip, a pesky lougie, naked flight attendants in crew rest, some body odor and some fox talk. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com

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Oct 8, 2015

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TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH FLIGHT ATTENDANT BETTY

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6 Airplane Safari: Episode 6..."Airplane Safari" Funny stories of animals in the cabin, celebs with their animals and my favorite animal from my African safari. CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! Music from garageband.com "She" performed by Round 2 by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
26 min listen
11 Serendipity: Serendipity Episode 11 This episode brings us stories about moments in life that are not easily explained. We hear about a possible UFO sighting and some fateful moments on the aircraft. At the end of the episode I tell you about my date with fate on... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
28 min listen
15 Can't we all just get along?: Episode 15 In this episode we hear funny stories about generalizations about all types of different people.. and ask...can't we all just get along? Music by garageband.com "Everything Good" performed by Twintwelve (I really like their music!) ... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
24 min listen
8 Lost in Translation: Episode 8 Lost in Translation Funny stories about communication issues from the cockpit, the tower and in the cabin. At the end of the episode I'll have some exciting news! Music by Pod Safe Music Network "Crack the Sky" by Joe Campbell by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
13 min listen
1 Monkeys and Tigers and Ghosts...Oh My: My first episode..."Monkeys and Tigers and Ghosts...Oh my!!" In this episode we hear about some troublesome monkeys in Bali, some bugs and bats in Belize , a dead guy in first class, and then back to India for tigers and ghosts! Music by Garage Band... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
25 min listen
4 Full Circle: Full Circle!! Episode 4 This episode has some very funny stories that are ever so slightly off color or politically incorrect. We hear about some bodily functions, some ethnic stereotypes, and then a story at the end that brings everything full... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
19 min listen
7 Security: Episide 7 "Security" This episode is about all types of security. We hear about some Canadian Mounted Police, a prisoner needing escorts, and delve into security post 9-11. At the end of the episode we hear an elequent statement from a retired Airline... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
26 min listen
24 Crews Behaving Badly 2: Episode 24 This episode is chock full of short stories of flight crews acting rather mischievous. We have Flight Attendants pulling pranks on Pilots, a prisoner making a run for it, a mistaken rocket launch...plus some simply zany behavior! The photo... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
25 min listen
23 Contrails and Hound Dogs: Episode 23 What do contrails, hound dogs, fretless monsters, bjillionaires, low cut dresses and lisping pregnant women have in common? They are all featured in this potluck episode of Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase. And the last story...all I can... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
32 min listen
16 It's the Bomb: Episode 16 In this episode we hear scary stories. Some are funny scary and others are truely scary like the captain having a heart attack inflight. And the last story...well...it's the bomb! Music by www.garageband.com "Bombs Away"... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
33 min listen
58 The Classy Passenger Awards: Episode 58 Happy Holidays podcast world! This show has a lot of stories of passengers exhibiting classy behavior along with some Flight Attendants behaving badly. There is even a story of how you could behave badly with the contents of the... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
27 min listen
3 How's the Water?: Episode 3 How's the water? In this episode we travel to Maui to hear about a pesky shark and an angry turtle. We also venture to Kenya, Israel, and then off to Egypt to hear about an amazing dolphin encounter. Music from the TV show Firefly that will... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
19 min listen
5 Top Guns & Blonde Moments: Episode 5. This eposode has fighter pilot stories mixed in with blonde moments. And at the end of the episode I tell one of my blonde moments where I jumped off a moving train in Morocco! Be sure to check out Fly With Me at www.flywithjoe.com there is... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
25 min listen
17 Kids on a Plane: Episode 17 This episode features funny stories of kids on the plane. The title is in reference to the upcoming movie that is getting great press..."Snakes on a Plane." Actually one of the stories has kids and snakes on a plane. CLICK... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
20 min listen
9 Crews Behaving Badly: Episode 9, Crews Behaving Badly! In this episode we hear witty responses to problem passengers along with Pilot and Flight Attendant pranks and an update on my trip to Kuwait. Music by garageband.com Betty 5 0 by Automatics by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
16 min listen
30 Power Struggle: Episode 30 Like every work environment there are power struggles in the airline industry. You have stand offs between the Flight Attendants and passengers, the Captains and First Officers and Flight Attendants with each other. Now on paper... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
19 min listen
25 Lightning & Bombshells: Lightning and Bombshells by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
30 min listen
12 People are Strange: Episode 12 People are strange, a little odd and crazy. We hear about some strange passengers, an odd pilot and then I tell one of my favorite travel stories. You will probably think I'm crazy after you hear this story of a camel trek in the Sahara... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
28 min listen
10 Birthday Suit: Episode 10 Birthday Suit! In this episode we hear about a pilot in his birthday suit, a few passengers in the buff and a flying santa suit. At the end of the episode I share a few touching listener e-mails. CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES! HAPPY... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
21 min listen
22 Wonderfully Diverse: Episode 22 If you've ever seen the TV show "Lost" you've seen the model perfect gorgeous passengers of TV's parallel universe. But in reality people on the aircraft are alot more diverse than that...which is actually rather wonderful. This episode... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
24 min listen
21 The Bellringers: Episode 21 What is a Bellringer you ask? A Bellringer is a type of airline passenger who rings and rings the flight attendant call bell... and can't associate the the action of pushing the button and the resulting ding! We hear about alot of... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
26 min listen
2 Disaster Light: Episode 2 DISASTER LIGHT My own story of being smack dab in the middle of a natural disaster! Along with an explosion and 2, yes 2, wacky highjacker stories! Music by Garage Band...Hijacker by The Daybreakers and Paper Airplane by Something Else... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
27 min listen
44 Strange Bedfellows: 44 Strange Bedfellows by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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26 Big Metal Tube: Episode 26 An airplane is a "big metal tube" with hundreds of people crammed inside speeding through the sky. Is it any wonder that now and again a passenger goes slightly crazy? We hear of passengers spitting, fighting and generally causing... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
28 min listen
13 It's in the Air: Episode 13 Because of the amount of time Flight Attendants and Pilots spend in flying...alot happens in the air. In this episode we about... love in the air, being lost in the air, and needing a doctor in the air. Then at the end of the episode we... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
26 min listen
19 The Witch and the Famous: The Witch and the Famous by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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39 Ah Nuts: Episode 39 For some strange reason people associate air travel with peanuts...people want their peanuts on the airplane. So this show has some funny stories about peanuts along with a bunch of nuts (crazy nutty people)! At the end of the episode... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
26 min listen
33 Airline Antics: Episode 33 This show is jam packed full with hijinks and pranks on the airplane, from the silly to the sublime! Lets get the party started! Music by www.garageband.com Airplane by Sidestreet Blues A special thanks to ... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
27 min listen
18 Watch Your Back: Episode 18 Flight Attendants and Pilots spend a lot of time in hotel rooms and this episode brings us stories of hotel burglars...strange things lost and found in hotel rooms...and a couple naked hotel room incidents. When your traveling... it's... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
22 min listen
48 Blood Sweat Puke and Tears: 48 Blood Sweat Puke and Tears by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
26 min listen

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Korean James Bond: Episode 225 This episode features stories about James Bond, goats, beans and toast, mistaken identity, nuts and nipples. I'm not sure what happened but there was a problem with the original audio file, this is the corrected version.... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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Narcoleptic Doppelganger: Episode 224 This episode features stories about lobsters, narcoleptics, TV dinners, hippos, farts, bees and dolphins, Contact... The music for the show is from the streets of Madrid. Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter: Skybetty by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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Crazy Mexican Dolphin Party: Episode 223 This episode features stories about Mexico, Africa, friendly whales, friendly elephants, dolphins, flamingos, wild dogs, lions and helicopters. Contact... The music for the show is from Loreto Mexico Instagram:Bettyinthesky... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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There's Never A Bad Day In The Bush: Episode 222 This episode features stories about ghosts, elephants, magicians, glamping, butter and scorpions. Contact... The music for the show is Funny clip from Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter: Skybetty by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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Waddle Waddle: Episode 221 This episode features stories from my trip to the Falkland Islands, so MUCH happened on that trip that this is PART 2. We hear stories about penguins, house calls, grunts, fabulous flights and terrible flights. Contact... ... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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The Falkland Islands: Episode 220 This episode features stories from my recent trip to the Falkland Islands including stories about movie stars, visas, penguins, elephant seals, sea lions, connections and a journalist. Contact... The music for the show sounds... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
51 min listen
Penguins Stink?: Episode 219 This episode features stories about penguins, seizures, bras, poop, blue cheese and pajamas. Contact... The music for the show is street music I recorded on a rainy day in London. This episode is sponsored by Magic Mind,... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
34 min listen
Spagetti Thief: Episode 218 This episode features stories about my recent trip to Roatan, the TSA, dogs, husbands, bats, thieves and copperheads. Contact... The music for the show I recorded on the streets of Dusseldorf. Instagram:Bettyinthesky... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
35 min listen
Pass Me The Snake Wine: Episode 217 This episode features stories about snakes, dogs, movie stars, aligators, donuts and kisses. Contact... The music for the show is "Tall Trees" by composer Christine Richardson songteacher3@msn.com ... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
33 min listen
Gruntless: Episode 216 This episode features stories about toilet paper, pilots, shouting, grunting, cupping and porcupettes. Contact... The music for the show is "Betty" by The Lascivious Biddies Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter: Skybetty by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
38 min listen
Hermana: Episode 215 This episode features stories about turtles, angels, clams, nudists, beverage carts, deer and the Falkland Islands. Contact... The music for the show is "Fly" by the Good Sirs Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter: Skybetty ... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
36 min listen
The Falcon And The Willow: Episode 214 This show has stories about falcons on the airplane, weeping pussy willows, AI, gifts, pegs and Queen. Contact... The music for the show is a mystery I will reveal late in the show. Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter:... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
42 min listen
Gimpy Gal: Episode 213 This show has stories about feeding pilots, broken bones, weird showers and a wayward cobra. Contact... Music: "Everything Good" by Twintwelve Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter: Skybetty by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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Sardines On The Plane: Episode 212 This show has stories about air marshals, sardines, leopards, ducks, cows, turtles and stowaways. Contact... The music for the show I recorded while on safari in Pilanesberg South Africa Instagram:Bettyinthesky... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
34 min listen
Suspicious Umbrella: Episode 211 This show has stories about plumbers, drivers, wheelchairs, newspapers, glamping, farts, honeymoons and para gliding. Contact... The music for the show... "Airplane" by The Side Street Blues Funny clip by ... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
35 min listen
Whale Kick: Episode 210 This show has stories about pillbox hats, problem passengers, elephant dung, mules and whales. Contact... The music for the show... "Flying" by The Catch Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter: Skybetty by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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Hair Like a Baby Lion: Episode 209 This show has stories about lions, life vests, doctors, crew rest, hippos, soap and body odor. Contact... The music for the show I recorded at Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter: Skybetty by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
38 min listen
Smokin Dung: Episode 208 This show has stories from my recent trip to Tanzania and Zanzibar. We hear about bush babies, lions, bushman, elephant poop and whale sharks! Contact... The music for the show I recorded at Instagram:Bettyinthesky... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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A Doozy: Episode 207 This show features stories about bananas, shoes, shillings, Fokkers, cops, vomit, cats and ghost stories. Contact: The music for the show I recorded on the street in Munich Germany Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter:... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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Check Please: This show features stories airline training, weird guys, emergency landings, porn stars, bacon and calf ropers. Contact: The music for the show I recorded on the street in Frankfurt Germany. Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter: Skybetty by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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The Edge Of The Arctic: Episode 205 This show features stories from my August 2022 trip to Churchill Canada to see the Beluga whales, throw up, codes, kayaks, polar bears, bugs, spray paint and helicopters. Contact: Music is underwater sounds... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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Peter Parcher: Episode 204 This show features stories about naked passengers, Beluga whales, mobsters, deer, pilots, ducks and mothers. Contact: Music "Fly” by The Good Sirs This episode is sponsored by Story from The Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter:... by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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65 Woodpeckers: Episode 202 This show features stories about fathers, woodpeckers, bubbles, flightmares, nuts and underwires. Contact: Instagram:Bettyinthesky Twitter: Skybetty by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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199 Throuple Kerfuffle: Episode 199 This show features stories about fufula, a streaker, suitcases, stowaways and a throuple kerfuffle. Contact: Website: www.bettyinthesky.net Get fun stuff: Instagram: Bettyinthesky Twitter: Skybetty Amazon page: by Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
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