On Screen
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Cthulhu has been trumpeted in the pages of The Stram } roms |
for years now: Grant Cogswell isa contributor te our
and the arduous making of the gay-themed horror filn
been painstakingly documented from our film sectior
vey good makififeature by Cogswell two months ago tt
a2005 Drunk of the Week cameo (Tori Spelling sang
“Eternal Flame at the Bus Stops karaoke night}.
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So itis not without a certain amount of institutional
that! admit Cthulhu is a poorly madi im with almos.
merits. The “almost” here refers to the cinematography by Sean Kirby, which i
times, beautiful.
Buteverything else isshit The pacing is awkward, the cosh
areembarrassing, and the dialogue is wooden and just plain
dumb. Waggish critics will probably comment that Tori Spi
puts in the best performance of the movie, but thattalazy
zinger: Her acting isexactly as bad as everyone elses.
The worst part is that the filmmakers are trying so hard to
artfully transcend the apocalyptic horror genre—to comme
through little parodies and self-aware digs, that they re ma’
‘real movie with real” themes—that they wound up produc
ahorror movie thats not in the least bit frightening Crhulh
possibly the worst inalonglineof shoddy H.P. Lovecraft fi
adaptations. its a goddamned shame, is what itis.