glee
written by:
Ryan Murphy
And
Brad Falchuk
And
Ian BrennanBLACKNESS. In the void, a sound...CLAPPING. In SYNCOPATION
with FOOT STOMPING...a crazed crowd demanding a show.
Suddenly, a slit APPEARS in the blackness...which we now
realize is a black velvet curtain. A SWEET NERVOUS TEENAGE
BOY peers out. His POV: it’s terrifying...a HUGE SOLD OUT
AUDITORIUM, everyone vibrating with anticipatory frenzy.
TITLES UP: EPCOT CENTER, GLEE CLUB NATIONALS, 1993.
INT. BACKSTAGE EPCOT THEATRE -- DAY -- CONTINUOUS
The NERVOUS TEEN, in a TUX, joins twenty other or so TEENS as
they stretch, practice scales, etc. One GIRL is even looking
in a mirror, practicing a HUGE SMILING SHOW FACE. Suddenly,
their teacher LILLIAN ADLER, 50s, appears from the wings,
claps her hands for their attention.
MRS. ADLER
Show circle, everybody.
The teens grasp hands in a circle around Mrs. Adler, which is
difficult to do because she’s obese.
MRS. ADLER (CONT'D)
Welcome to nationals.
The kids whoop and scream with delight.
MRS. ADLER (CONT'D)
Fantastic. Use that excitement on
the stage today. But I want you
guys to remember something.
PUSH IN ON THE YOUNG NERVOUS TEENAGE BOY as she continues.
MRS. ADLER (CONT'D)
Glee club isn’t about competition,
it’s not about shiny trophies. It's
about something deeper than that ——
realizing your potential. Utilizing
your gifts. Even by its very
definition in Mr. Webster's book,
glee...is about opening yourself up
to joy.
(then, off their awe)
Byebrows up, everybody.
ANNOUNCERS VOICE
Ladies and gentlemen...please
welcome to the stage, from Lima,
Ohio...The Harrison High
Singsations!INT. EPCOT THEATRE ~~ DAY
Horns BLARE. Hips SHIMMY. Clumps of students whip around in
succession, beaming with optimism and enthusiasm, painting
rainbows of joy with their arms as they sing “Brand New Day”
from “The Wiz.”
THE SINGSATIONS
“CAN YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY? CAN
YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DA-A-A-AY!!!"
The group FLIES into an impromptu dance break, whooping to
each other and exchanging ad lib high fives, then WHIPPING
back into formation with military precision. Their dancing is
youthful and acrobatic, and the crowd roars to its feet. As
tambourines fly into their hands and the lights start to
strobe, we PAN the young sweaty faces. The kids are excited,
overwhelmed with joy.
THE SINGSATIONS (CONT’D)
"CAN YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY!!!”
The band screams to the finish, and the choir hits its final
position, arms straining, faces busting with smiles that they
try to hold through their panting, trying desperately not to
scream in ecstasy. CLOSE on our NERVOUS YOUNG MAN near the
back, arms up, eyes open wide: the world has just opened up
to him. SMASH TO BLACK.
TITLE UP
on
INT. SCHUESTER APARTMENT -- DINNERTIME -- 2008
TIGHT on a HALF-EMPTY BOTTLE OF KRAFT LITE RANCH DRESSING.
WILL SCHUESTER -- thirty, naturally optimistic -- pours a
DOLLOP on his iceberg salad, then smiles at his wife TERRI
across the card table they use as a dining room.
WILL
How was work today?
TERRI
(dry)
I manage a store called Sheets N’
Things. I folded sheets.
Silence as they eat. Then, trying really hard --
WILL
I wish you could have seen Glee
Club rehearsal yesterday, Terr.