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    Girls Guitars Gatling Guns
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    Girls Guitars Gatling Guns

    By Jimmy Boom Semtex

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    About this ebook

    A new collection by Jimmy Boom Semtex. This book contains varied work on many topics. From a spaceship shaped like a horse (Aerospace Grade Materials), what to do with a body (The Human Body), satire about human waste (Turd People), about the 4th Reich (She Asks), drug war stories (A Mother’s Tale) and much more.

    Jimmy's troubled teen years are covered here (No Teen Gal, Days of Thunder and You Did).

    Fans of his work and explosive writing style won't be disappointed.

    Sample:

    Etched in Bombs
    Post me a letter bomb to blow me up.
    Reduce me to pieces for I've had enough.
    The biggest bit of me, my thumb.
    Look at it just sitting there, on the floor.
    I’m like strawberry jam, all over the walls.
    Best way to be in this selfish money grabbing world, dead.
    Blown up like those stuck in Aleppo.
    Blitzed by Putin's bombs in the world's weapon proving ground.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateNov 16, 2016
    ISBN9781326865993
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    Girls Guitars Gatling Guns
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    Jimmy Boom Semtex

    Jimmy Boom Semtex is into many things. Writing is one. His varied work includes poetry, prose and stories on a variety of topics. Erotica like his Fire Extinguisher Man series, poetry on current world events, horror stories and more besides. Jimmy loves getting tattooed, listening to alternative music, drinking beer and living a simple but fulfilling life. Check his blogs out. He's working on new erotic stories and a poetry collection. His writing career is diverse and so are the authors/poets/writers he’s collaborated with.

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