Rat Tales: Insomnia Inspired Pet Stories
()
About this ebook
Stephen Holton
Stephen Holton is an Episcopal priest who lives and works in the Hudson Valley region of New York. The son of a U.S. diplomat, Holton grew up in six different countries with his parents, his brother, and his sister. In 1989, Holton was ordained to the Episcopal priesthood, and also was married to his wife Charlotte. In the years since then, with their sons, they've lived and served in several different parishes-one a long-term position as rector of Saint Paul's on the Hill Episcopal Church in Ossining, New York, and a number of interim and associate positions, also in the Hudson Valley. In 2013, Holton earned a Master's degree in sacred theology from the General Theological Seminary in New York City. Based on his deepening understanding of the connections among worship, music, and human connection, he formed a group called Warriors of the Dream in Harlem, which used drumming as a vehicle for stimulating sacred conversation centered on Dr. Martin Luther King's dream of the beloved community. Today, Holton's work draws on partnerships among friends of many faiths, from which he derives a rich sense of spiritual nourishment.
Related to Rat Tales
Related ebooks
Life Lessons from Your Cat Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Epic Adventures of Whiz Grass and Poot Berry Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPepi and I: Do we look after our dogs, or do they actually look after us? Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIn Consideration of Cats Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCoping With Humans Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBad Kitty School Daze Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Rough On Rats: The Trials and Tribulations of Buck Steichen Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTales of Wonder & Imagination Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMakin' Biscuits - Weird Cat Habits and the Even Weirder Habits of the Humans Who Love Them Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCat Confidence: Feline Strategies for Enjoying Life Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTails of a Boarding Kennel: P.S. This Is a Really Cheap Motel! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Ten Days Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTrachodon 3 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Daredevil Book for Cats: What Cats Really Think! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTwinkles Takes a Holiday: Night Shift Witch, #4 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Meet the Mutts: A CritterKin Tale Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Cujo Cat Chronicles: Musings of a Mad Housecat Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again: and More Heartwarming Letters from Kitty Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The World Is Your Litter Box: Deluxe Edition: A How-To Manual for Cats Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIt’s Been a Dog Gone Good Life Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsYou are Pawsome! 75 Reasons Why Your Cats Love You, and Why Loving Them Back Makes You a Better Human: The PAWSOME! Series, #2 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPulphouse Fiction Magazine Issue #26: Pulphouse, #26 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMad Cat Bloke: Tales of Cats and Cat Rescue Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAnd Away We Go Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings"Mitchell": How I Lived My Feral Life in Domestic Delight Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Tail of Two Kitties Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Sixth Extinction: The First Three Weeks – Betty and Lennie’s Story. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLife Lessons from Your Dog Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsI Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Seven Simple and Slightly Silly Stories Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Pets For You
365 Fascinating Facts You Didn't Know About Your Cat: Fascinating Cat Facts Series, #1 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Home Cooking for Your Dog: 75 Holistic Recipes for a Healthier Dog Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dog Owner's Home Veterinary Handbook Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Cesar Millan's Short Guide to a Happy Dog: 98 Essential Tips and Techniques Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Dog Food Cookbook: 41 Healthy and Easy Recipes for Your Best Friend Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Ultimate Service Dog Training Manual: 100 Tips for Choosing, Raising, Socializing, and Retiring Your Dog Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Bizarre Cat Facts: Strange & Unusual Things About Kitties: Our Bizarre Cats Series, #1 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Original Cat Bible: The Definitive Source for All Things Cat Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLucky Dog Lessons: From Renowned Expert Dog Trainer and Host of Lucky Dog: Reunions Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5New Improved Great Pyrenees Dog Training and Understanding Guide Book Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Beginner's Guide to Veterinary Homeopathy: For Dogs, Cats, Horses & Others Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Dog Whisperer (2nd Edition): A Compassionate, Nonviolent Approach to Dog Training Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Illustrated Guide to Chickens: How to Choose Them, How to Keep Them Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Veterinary Guide for Animal Owners, 2nd Edition: Caring for Cats, Dogs, Chickens, Sheep, Cattle, Rabbits, and More Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRaising Naturally Healthy Pets: A Guide to Helping Your Pets Live Longer Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBetta Fish or Siamese Fighting Fish. Betta Fish Owners Manual. Betta fish care, health, tank, costs and feeding. Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPurr: The Science of Making Your Cat Happy Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Everything Cat Book Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Everything Horse Care Book: A Complete Guide to the Well-being of Your Horse Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Beekeeper's Handbook - A Guide To Beekeeping For Complete Beginners Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFresh Eggs Daily: Raising Happy, Healthy Chickens...Naturally Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5How Dogs Work Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Big Kibble: The Hidden Dangers of the Pet Food Industry and How to Do Better by Our Dogs Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Healthy Hound Cookbook: Over 125 Easy Recipes for Healthy, Homemade Dog Food--Including Grain-Free, Paleo, and Raw Recipes! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHorses Never Lie: The Heart of Passive Leadership Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Cat Training: The Definitive Step By Step Guide to Training Your Cat Positively, With Minimal Effort Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDog Breeds: Top 20 Dog Breeds: Everything About Health, Temperament, Training and Grooming Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Puppy Training: The Complete Guide To Housebreak Your Puppy in Just 7 Days Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Reviews for Rat Tales
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
Rat Tales - Stephen Holton
book
Forward
Whether we like to admit it or not, most of us talk to our pets.
I’m in a rather stressful and sometimes exhausting profession – which leaves me up and working all manner of unusual hours and, as a result, somewhat prone to sleep deprivation and periodic bouts of insomnia.
This said, it doesn’t take much (with a little imagination and the benefit of a few after-hours beverages) for these little friendly talks
I would have with our family pets to become somewhat surreal.
I originally started writing the outcomes of these discussions as a series of e-mails/status reports to the rattie-community in Montreal when I found myself providing a foster-home to three sick rats while their primary care-giver/rescuer was away for a weekend camping trip. Several of the community members were concerned about the welfare of these little creatures so I would provide regular status reports via an e-mail list and I quickly discovered that my rat-to-monkey
translator was a hit.
Eventually, when my wife Kim and I acquired rats of our own, I discovered that I still possessed a working translator and, over the following year, I posted many of the stories you find here to our local rattie list (hence the reason why many of them have an introduction/setup).
As I’ve always maintained – the events in the stories that you are about to read are completely true; only the facts have been changed for the benefit of the story, clarity, etc.
For those of you who do not already tend to rats – I would probably sum them up as smelly, slothful creatures that are preoccupied with food and sex (not unlike teenagers).
In all seriousness however, I was pleasantly surprised to discover that rats are friendly, affectionate pets and each seems to have a distinct personality and mannerisms (something I did not expect from a colony
focused creature).
Unfortunately our little fellows have all passed on – but the stories of their antics have provided a great source of entertainment for our friends, family and the rattie community.
As a result, I’ve compiled the stories here in this book – so they can continue to be shared – and the proceeds will be donated to the Small Victories Rodent Rescue in Montreal (which you can learn more about at the end of this book or by going to http://mooshika.org).
All we want is love…
As some of you already know, our home is shared with four squishy boy-rats. We have Pops (a grumpy old-man who’s fathered a litter) and Jack (an oblivious, Dilbert-like rat-engineer) - each living in separate cages, as they don’t always play well together.
Of course there are also the original tenants: Hector and Newton (also affectionately known as The Resident Evil
and 8 of the 16-feet of hunger
). Hector is the Alpha; Newton is his ever-loving (and somewhat simpleminded) sycophant. They happily live together (with Jack and Pops) in the downstairs family room.
As with most mornings,