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    Retief: The Star-Sent Knaves
    Retief: The Star-Sent Knaves
    Retief: The Star-Sent Knaves
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    Retief: The Star-Sent Knaves

    By Keith Laumer

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    When the Great Galactic Union first encounters Earth . . . is this what is going to happen? Before becoming a science fiction writer Laumer was an officer in the United States Air Force and a diplomat in the Foreign Service, adding a note of realism to many of his stories. One of science fiction’s true luminaries
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherStart Publishing LLC
    Release dateOct 9, 2020
    ISBN9781649740724
    Retief: The Star-Sent Knaves
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    Keith Laumer

    John Keith Laumer (June 9, 1925 – January 23, 1993) was an American science fiction author. Prior to becoming a full-time writer, he was an officer in the United States Air Force and a diplomat in the United States Foreign Service. His older brother March Laumer was also a writer, known for his adult reinterpretations of the Land of Oz (also mentioned in Laumer's The Other Side of Time). Frank Laumer, their youngest brother, is a historian and writer.

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      Retief - Keith Laumer

      Retief: The Star-Sent Knaves

      by Keith Laumer

      Start Publishing LLC

      Copyright © 2020 by Start Publishing LLC

      All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever.

      First Start Publishing eBook edition.

      Start Publishing is a registered trademark of Start Publishing LLC

      Manufactured in the United States of America

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      ISBN 978-1-64974-072-4

      When the Great Galactic Union first encounters Earth ...is this what is going to happen?

      I

      Clyde W. Snithian was a bald eagle of a man, dark-eyed, pot-bellied, with the large, expressive hands of a rug merchant. Round-shouldered in a loose cloak, he blinked small reddish eyes at Dan Slane’s travel-stained six foot one.

      Kelly here tells me you’ve been demanding to see me. He nodded toward the florid man at his side. He had a high, thin voice, like something that needed oiling. Something about important information regarding safeguarding my paintings.

      That’s right, Mr. Snithian, Dan said. I believe I can be of great help to you.

      Help how? If you’ve got ideas of bilking me.... The red eyes bored into Dan like hot pokers.

      Nothing like that, sir. Now, I know you have quite a system of guards here—the papers are full of it—

      Damned busybodies! Sensation-mongers! If it wasn’t for the press, I’d have no concern for my paintings today!

      Yes sir. But my point is, the one really important spot has been left unguarded.

      Now, wait a minute— Kelly started.

      What’s that? Snithian cut in.

      You have a hundred and fifty men guarding the house and grounds day and night—

      Two hundred and twenty-five, Kelly snapped.

      —but no one at all in the vault with the paintings, Slane finished.

      Of course not, Snithian shrilled. Why should I post a man in the vault? It’s under constant surveillance from the corridor outside.

      The Harriman paintings were removed from a locked vault, Dan said. There was a special seal on the door. It wasn’t broken.

      By the saints, he’s right, Kelly exclaimed. Maybe we ought to have a man in that vault.

      Another idiotic scheme to waste my money, Snithian snapped. I’ve made you responsible for security here, Kelly! Let’s have no more nonsense. And throw this nincompoop out! Snithian turned and stalked away, his cloak flapping at his knees.

      I’ll work cheap, Dan called after him as Kelly took his arm. I’m an art lover.

      Never mind that, Kelly said, escorting Dan along the corridor. He turned in at an office and closed the door.

      Now, as the old buzzard said, I’m responsible for security here. If those pictures go, my job goes with them. Your vault idea’s not bad. Just how cheap would you work?

      A hundred dollars a week, Dan said promptly. Plus expenses, he added.

      Kelly nodded. I’ll fingerprint you and run a fast agency check. If you’re clean, I’ll put you on, starting tonight. But keep it quiet.

      *

      Dan looked around at the gray walls, with shelves stacked to the low ceiling with wrapped paintings. Two three-hundred-watt bulbs shed a white glare over the tile floor, a

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