Tijuana, Massachusetts
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Why does Cape Cod, Massachusetts keep changing into Tijuana, Mexico? Don't ask Patty, the foul-mouthed everything-hater with a memory full of holes. Every time the lump on her head buzzes, Cape Cod becomes Tijuana or vice versa. One minute, Patty sees lighthouses and well-dressed children; the next, she fends off pushy street kids and donkeys done up like zebras. Has she lost her mind, or is someone--or something--driving her crazy? Little by little, the truth seeps through...but the dark secrets it forces to the surface might be far more terrible than any illusion. Don't miss this surprising story by award-winning writer Robert Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch.
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Tijuana, Massachusetts - Robert Jeschonek
Tijuana, Massachusetts
A SCIFI STORY
ROBERT JESCHONEK
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Also by Robert Jeschonek
Tijuana, Massachusetts
About the Author
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TIJUANA, MASSACHUSETTS
Copyright © 2023 by Robert T. Jeschonek
www.robertjeschonek.com
Cover Art Copyright © 2023 by Ben Baldwin
www.benbaldwin.co.uk
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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Tijuana, Massachusetts
At first, Patty thought someone was shooting at her. Bracka-cracka-crack. She clamped her hands over her ears, fighting to drown out the clattering racket. Cracka-bracka-brack.
Then, suddenly, it was like someone had turned down the volume and she could hear the sound for what it really was.
Shicka-shacka-shicka.
And when she opened her eyes, she saw what was making that sound: a bright yellow box jumping up and down in a dirty brown hand. A rainbow-colored logo swirled across the front under a cellophane wrapper.
Chiclets. Someone was shaking a box of Chiclets in her face.
"Five dollar, señora. The voice of a little boy called out from behind the box.
Want some Cheek-lits?"
What the fuck?
Since when did kids run around selling Chiclets on Cape Cod, Massachusetts?
Patty