Pizza Novel

Pizza Novel

Copyright 2020 by Refried Bean

Distributed by Smashwords, Inc.

This book is 33,333 words.

A note from Refried Bean’s adopted mouse mom:

Hi, we are Refried’s mouse parents who sleep next to Refried’s face near the wall where Refried’s cot is. And we want you to know that Refried did nothing to you so Refried doesn’t need anyone’s harassment. Refried is our daughter and we are proud of Refried no matter what Refried chooses to say and do in a novel about imaginary mice. And Refried might not be our daughter anyway but is a son of God with the Holy Spirit from Jesus of the Nazarenes, so now what? Well we do not know. I apologize. I will ask my mouse husband to ensure some investments that pay back the bothersome results of our anguish that we could not help but express. Refried’s mouse father has a special fax machine that Chip the mechanic has repaired so that we can communicate with other imaginary mice all over the world. Refried’s sins are known by many but will be forgotten when Refried is able to say the jokes in comedy heaven. Please forgive all the mice who did nothing to and from anyone.

A note from Refried Bean:

Well that was something that my mouse mommy wanted to say. I have been getting a lot of help from imaginary animals in my apartment. They help me feel better and do my chores. They are some of the main characters in this novel and had an adventure involving some leaks in the abyss that made bad feelings hurt people and animals. This is the third book in a trilogy with Donut Novel and Football Novel. This book is slightly different because I myself, Refried Bean, am a narrator, and wrote some writing that is really journal writing during a Coronoravirus crisis in New York City. I am hoping to promote these books on Facebook soon and generate enough cash to share, but I also might volunteer at food projects, which would put me at possible risk for getting the virus and having serious problems from my underlying conditions. I do not know whether I will stay in my apartment for another month or two or try to go ahead and join the workers out in the city who are providing groceries and healthcare.

It is also more complicated because I have been getting some odd legal intimidation from bad people. I do not know what is going to happen because of some abuse that happened at my old job and their decisions to follow me and harass me with phone calls for at least five years later and maybe the whole time which is now 8-10 years. I think they are expecting torture charges and think that anything they do to me is okay because of how serious the crime is. But their crime was their choice, so to make it seem like I am the one threatening them as I do the minimal volunteer work that I can still do with my devastation and disability is an absurd act of snakery.

I would like to thank everyone who has helped me stay alive and make the most of what is still left of my hurt and sad life. I still have a lot to be thankful for and am looking forward to heaven, which is given to anyone who accepts God’s gift of eternal life and forgiveness in Christ who died for our sins.

Acknowledgements

Thanks to the following people:

Theresa, Friends of Recovery, Rob, Rachelle, AA, Labcorp, bookstore friends, facebook, VCFA

Mom, Dad, Anne, Brian, Claire, Elise, Cheyenne

Alex and Julia from NY Presbyterian, and belated NY Cares, thanks so much: Emmy, Jim, Su, Fiona, Darlene, Michael, Charles, Regina, Brian, Bryan, Omar, Debvon, Mike, Graeme.

Rigoberto, Teresa, Natasha, Lizzy, Richard, Bill, Doug, Betsy, Robin, Nieve, Tyrelle, Ivette, Dayle, Shushima, Charlene, Ebony, Brian A, Anja, Barbara, Sarah, Jen H, Makoto, Vinita

More Pals of P: Nikki, Anne, Medha, Ralph, Betty Dawson

NAMI, Kelly, Joe, Almarie, Tammy, Patricia, Christina, Richard, Albert, Pom Pom, Ellie, Tasha, Muhammed, Angela, Stephanie, Yolanda, Holly, Max, Chaco, Shaundra, Tyrone

John, Julie, Brian, Holly, Scott, Lauren, Charles, Jesse, Mary, Rob, Catherine, Trevor, Christine, Rachel, Brian, Andrena, Tim, Christina, Jessie, Brittan, Ben, Alex, Kirsten, Judy, Greg, Amanda, Janie, Susan, Natalie, Justin, Leslie, Kathy, Stephanie, Shannon, and Mikey, Eric, and Tyler.

Ivan Jefferson, James, Linda, Melissa, Marissa, Meredith, Dottie, Robin, Ronnie, Todd, John, Kimberly, all my friends from Camp Opportunity

From church- Monique, Clifford, Susan, John, Sean, Pam, Ally, George, Vanessa, Sierra, Lars, Wes, Ben, Catherine, Lila, Su Pak, Neecy, Damaris

Thank you to some following famous people: Oprah, Ellen, Roxane Gay, Anne Lamott, Beth Moore, Sandra Boynton, Hilary Price, Paula Poundstone, JK Rowling, Indigo Girls

Dr. Walshgaloop, Dr. McGreal, Dr. Owens, Sweeneys, Cousins Don and Donna, Zachary, Jillian

Stephanie, Benjamin, Kim, Ava, Emma, Khadijah, Canda, Dudley, Rabbi Simkha, MLK, Lynda

Pedro, and once again Nicole Rivera, thank you so much.

Also, social work school friends: Peggy, Shway, Alexis, Loni, Bridget, Rene, Katie, Zamir, Kimberly, Sesame, Jose, Michael, Joseph, Stefanie, Anjna, Nicole, Anahi, Monika, Lesley, Sasha, Mariam, Rose, Joseph, Johanna, Lola, Meryl, Alexarae, Ikechi, Jenna, Lydia, Sheryl, Dorothy, Ruth, Amanda, and I can’t remember everyone. It will have to be a category for later.

And thank you to Margaret, Connie, Sue, Radwa, Robyn, Sara, Janice, Jennifer, Barbara, Qi, Alana, Mitchell Poe, Neesa, Wendy, Jacquetta, Scott, Carla, Lee, Katherine, Anu, Dawn, Elizabeth, Marissa, Dr. Tracy, Emily, Dana, Pamela, Nance, Lisa, Jean, Ana, Claire, Bobbi, Cynthia, Wade, Ross, Kathleen, Linda, Anne, Sophfronia, Diana, Jan, Donna, Robert, Sarah, Beth, Blake, Elizabeth, Pam, Shway, Judy, Daniel, Crystal, Cissy, Kathy, Venancio, Jacquelyn, Lauren, Kathleen, Mickie, Kimberly Gibbs, Katie, Sunghyun, Katherine, Joel, Anne Mrs. Jackson, Kristine, Emily, Dana, Keri, Rachel, Anne, Mrs. Bridges, Angela, Rachel, Haley, Peggy, Amy, Abbey, Sarah, Amanda, Christina, Laura, Whitney, Matt, Anne, Rhonda, Marilyn, Taryn, Becky, Belinda, Abby, Katie, Amy, Allison, John, Patrick, Paige, Connie, Michael, Philip Burt, Alicia, Rebecca, Lori, Sydney, Silvia, Jeff, Myron, Nancy, Rebecca, Joseph, Tennille, Lynn, Jeremy, Meredith, Caroline, Rebecca, Kathyryn, Angela, Kyle, Mrs. Beckford, Aubri, Rimas, Ty, Stephanie, Farrah, Vance, Rose, Heather, Sherrie, Coop, Beth West, Eric, Katherine B, Ben, Jennifer, Rosemary, Louise, Elizabeth, Joan, Justin, Jenn, Anthony, Jennifer, Whitney, Shannon, Valerie, Margaret, Kristen, Kim, Mr. Gonzalez, Aundrea, Emily, Kirk, Ellison, Andrea, Christie, Ally, Bim, Fallon, Stephanie, Tanekia, Shannon, Stephanie, Whitney, Sarah, Kimberly, Keith, Mary, Ariel, Stephanie, Andrea, Amanda, Joshua, Karen, Cathy, Susan, Eileen, Rachel, Maribea, Keri, Sarah, Royal Family, Waldo, Pantaloona, Mark and Priscilla Zuckerberg, Beast, Wendy, Cynthia, Misha, Kaye, Jessi, Jane, Kimberly, Becca, Faith, Sherry, Clairemarie, Matthew, Catherine Poe, Jen, Niki, Jon, Melissa, Cheryl, Paula, Julie, Nick, Louis, John, Jennifer, Kara, Tammy, Sleam, Jane, Elizabeth Coleman, Jimmy, Toni, Jennifer, Lesley, Oneshia, Maura, Nell, Will, Emily, Daniel, Tori, Donald, Meredith, Joanna, Caroline, Jennifer, Rebecca, Jennifer, Michael, Michael, Samantha, Jeff, Morgan, Jonathan, Kayla, Justin, Miriam, Caroline, Christa, Andrea, Anne Parris, Kate, Erin, Colleen, Julia, Audrey, Ellen, Richard, Brian Young, Jamie, Lizzy, Nashwa, Nathan, Chernae, Justin, Sean, Christopher, Maggie, Dena, Melanie, Greg, Doug, Amy, Audrey, Tatiana, Ken, Kevin, Michael, Jericho, Barnes and Noble, Ikechi, Susan, Lisa, Robin, Katie, Ayasia, Robin, Caroline, Adam, Andrew, Holly, Jeanette, Christy, Rose, Amy, David, Betsy, Alex, Stephen, Andrew, Melissa, Rebecca, Neil, Dianne, Rob, Ruth, Jonathan, Kendall, Alyce, Caroline, Julie, Chris, Nicole, Jay, Kelly, Prudence, Nikia, Joy, Tommy, Sigrid Strangely Brown, Johanna, Summar, Betty D, Tia, Jeremy, Chrystie, Jason, Anna, Sheperd, Corbett, Gilbert, Trinie, Mathieu, David, Sharon, Adam, Jabari, Mead, Karin, Reed, Eduardo, Mr. Martin, Scott, Katie, Ryan, Brennan, Ty, Kandyce, Shanalee, Robert, Karen, Shelley, Kathy, Sandra, Bobby, April, Bonnie, Sarah, Maria, Chad, Jesse, Todd, James, Hunter, Kimbi, Jennifer, Adrienne, Suzanna, Sarah, Brad, Matt, 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