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Man Bags and Malice (A Haley Randolph Mystery)
Man Bags and Malice (A Haley Randolph Mystery)
Man Bags and Malice (A Haley Randolph Mystery)
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Event planner to the stars Haley Randolph reluctantly accepts the assignment of staging a wedding reception—for a reality TV show! But when the show turns out to be Brides on a Budget, Haley is horrified to learn she must obey the demands of the bridal party—no matter how tacky, convoluted, and horrendous.

Coordinating a reception that must include Sponge Bob Square Pants, Obi-Wan Kenobi, pink gingham, and a colony of penguins turns out to be the least of Haley’s problems. Bartender Bianca Grady is murdered and the prime suspect is Ben Oliver, a struggling journalist who is convinced Haley is trying to ruin his life.

Haley sees it differently—she was just trying to help out the guy with some insider info—but it looks as if this time Ben’s accusation might be true. If Haley can’t find Bianca’s killer, Ben could have a walk down the aisle that leads straight into a jail cell.

For better or for worse, Haley must salvage the hideous reception and stop a murderer before “until death do us part” becomes more than a wedding vow!

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Release dateDec 11, 2019
ISBN9780998196923
Man Bags and Malice (A Haley Randolph Mystery)
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Dorothy Howell

Dorothy Howell has sold 45 novels to three major New York publishing houses in the mystery and romance genres. Her books have been translated into a dozen languages, with millions sold worldwide.She writes the Haley Randolph, Dana Mackenzie, and Hollis Brannigan mystery series. The books are available in hardcover, paperback, and e-book formats.Dorothy also writes historical romance novels under the pen name Judith Stacy. Her titles include the line’s Top Seller for the Year, a No.1 on the Barnes & Noble Historical List, and a RITA Award Finalist.Dorothy is a member of the Mystery Writers of America, Sisters in Crime, and Romance Writers of America.

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    Man Bags and Malice (A Haley Randolph Mystery) - Dorothy Howell

    Man Bags and Malice

    By

    Dorothy Howell

    Copyright © 2019 by Dorothy Howell

    dorothyhowellnovels.com

    ISBN: 978-0-9981969-2-3

    These stories are works of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

    All rights reserved.

    No part of this publication can be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, without permission in writing from Dorothy Howell.

    Cover art by Stacy Howell

    Edited by William F. Wu, Ph.D.

    www.williamfwu.com

    E-book Formatting by Web Crafters

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    With love to Stacy, Judy, Brian, and Seth

    The author is extremely grateful for the love, support, and help of many people.  Some of them are:  Stacy Howell, Judith Branstetter, Brian Branstetter, Seth Branstetter, Martha Cooper, William F. Wu, Ph.D., and the talented people at Web Crafters Design.

    BOOKLIST:

    BOOKS BY DOROTHY HOWELL

    The Haley Randolph Mystery Series

    Handbags and Homicide

    Purses and Poison

    Shoulder Bags and Shootings

    Clutches and Curses

    Tote Bags and Toe Tags

    Evening Bags and Executions

    Beach Bags and Burglaries

    Swag Bags and Swindlers

    Slay Bells and Satchels

    Duffel Bags and Drownings

    Fanny Packs and Foul Play

    Pocketbooks and Pistols

    Backpacks and Betrayals

    Messenger Bags and Murder

    Man Bags and Malice

    The Dana Mackenzie Mystery Series

    Fatal Debt

    Fatal Luck

    Fatal Choice

    ROMANCES BY JUDITH STACY

    Outlaw Love

    The Marriage Mishap

    The Heart of a Hero

    The Dreammaker

    The Blushing Bride

    Written in the Heart

    The Last Bride in Texas

    The Nanny

    Married by Midnight

    Cheyenne Wife

    The Widow's Little Secret

    Maggie and the Law

    The One Month Marriage

    The Hired Husband

    Jared’s Runaway Woman

    Christmas Wishes

    Wild West Wager

    Three Brides and a Wedding Dress in Spring Brides

    A Place to Belong in Stay for Christmas

    Courting Miss Perfect in Stetsons, Spring, and Wedding Rings

    Texas Cinderella in Happily Ever After in the West

    Waiting for Christmas in All a Cowboy Wants for Christmas

    ROMANCES BY DOROTHY HOWELL

    Defiant Enchantress

    Anna’s Treasure

    Tea Time

    For all you readers keeping an eye on the percentage of this book you’ve read, please note that following Man Bags and Malice is an excerpt from Fatal Debt, the launch book of my Dana Mackenzie mystery series, and Backpacks and Betrayals, another Haley Randolph mystery.

    Table of Contents

    Chapter 1

    Chapter 2

    Chapter 3

    Chapter 4

    Chapter 5

    Chapter 6

    Chapter 7

    Chapter 8

    Chapter 9

    Chapter 10

    Chapter 11

    Chapter 12

    Chapter 13

    Chapter 14

    Chapter 15

    Excerpt from Fatal Debt

    Excerpt from Backpacks and Betrayals

    Chapter 1

    Run, Kayla hissed.

    I glanced over my shoulder, barely seeing her in the dimly lit supply closet where I was hiding—I mean, checking inventory.  I’d pulled the door partially closed and hadn’t turned on the light but she’d found me, as only a good friend could.

    I knew by the tone of her voice that something major was going down, and immediately I jumped to semi-panic mode.

    Priscilla is hunting for you, Kayla whispered.

    Now I launched into full-panic mode.

    Priscilla was the office manager.  Lately, when she wanted to talk to me, instead of sending me an email or phoning, she’d started searching for me on foot through the halls of L.A. Affairs where Kayla and I worked as event planners.  Apparently she suspected I routinely dodged her—which was totally true, of course, but still.

    I saw her check your office, then the client interview rooms, then the breakroom, then your office again, Kayla reported, her voice low.

    Crap.

    She had that crazed look in her eyes, Kayla said.

    That definitely was not good

    What did you do? Kayla asked.

    Nothing, I insisted.

    Everything is okay with your events? she asked.

    Of course.

    No problems with a vendor or a client?

    None.

    So you’re clear on everything?

    Yes.

    Okay, all of that was a total lie but it had to be said.

    Maybe she wants you for something that will be good, Kayla offered.

    We both knew that was a total lie, too.

    You’ve got to get out of here.  If you give her some time, she’ll cool off.  Maybe, Kayla said.  I’ll cover you.

    She grabbed a pack of printer paper from the shelf and stepped out of the supply closet.  I stood behind the door, listening, my thoughts zooming through everything I’d done lately, trying to figure out what might have prompted Priscilla to hunt me down.  I could think of only one thing—and it was tiny, minute, hardly worth mentioning.  Really.

    Yeah, okay, actually it wasn’t.

    Crap, I mumbled.

    I had to get out of there.

    I was about to make a break for it when I heard Priscilla shrieking, her voice high and tense like the wild monkeys on one of those Nat Geo TV shows, asking Kayla if she’d seen me.

    Yes, I saw her, Kayla said, sounding calm.  She was in the ladies room.

    The ladies room was on the other side of our office complex.  See what a great friend Kayla was?

    She pushed the door open and waved frantically at me.  I dashed out of the supply closet and down the hall to my office.

    I loved my office.  I had it all to myself.  It was decorated in neutral shades, accented with splashes of blue and yellow, and had a big window that overlooked the fashionable intersection of Ventura and Sepulveda in Sherman Oaks, one of L.A.’s most sought after locations.  The view was great—I know because I’d spent a lot of time staring out the window.

    I grabbed my handbag from the bottom desk drawer.  It was a classic Burberry tote.  I’ve totally lost my mind over purses.  A number of people have suggested I’m obsessed with them—a title I hold with honor.

    I had some actual work that I’d intended to take care of this afternoon, so I snagged the client portfolio I’d left on my desk.  At the door I paused, checked the hallway and saw that it was clear, then fished my phone out of my pocket and headed for the exit.

    Staring at your phone was one of the best methods available for ignoring everyone and everything around you, and this ploy provided excellent cover as I hurried past the offices, the client interview rooms, the cube farm, the reception area, and out the door.

    ***

    Patterson International took up two floors of a towering office building in Pasadena, and every year they threw a picnic for their employees and their families on the grounds surrounding the building, a parklike setting with massive greenbelts, huge shade trees, sculpted shrubs, and blooming flowers.  This year, for the first time, L.A. Affairs had been awarded the coveted job of staging the picnic.  I’d been put in charge of the planning because I’d executed a number of events similar to this one, and believe it or not, I was actually good at this job.

    Patterson was a high-profile company that made zillions of dollars and often treated their employees to lavish holiday parties, celebrations, and just-for-gee-whiz events.  L.A. Affairs was anxious to ride this wave of corporate generosity to fatten their own bottom line, so everyone up the chain of command was anxious for us—meaning me, of course—to do a spectacular job, thus the reason I’d been dodging Priscilla more than usual lately.  I was doing the required spectacular job, and having her look over my shoulder, ask hourly for updates, and grill me over details I’d already handled, only slowed me down.

    I swung into a parking space at the Patterson building, grabbed my tote and client portfolio, and got out of my Honda.  I’d been here last night to make sure setup was underway and had stopped by early this morning to check on prep, plus while I’d been hiding out in the company supply closet—I mean, checking inventory—I’d made calls to all the vendors and confirmed there were no problems.  It was mid-afternoon now and everything was up and running and looking great, and the grounds were crowded with employees and their families.

    Patterson had requested a country fair theme for this year’s picnic—actually, the Los Angeles version of a country fair—so I’d arranged for games (nothing that used any type of weapon), bouncy houses (which exceeded industry safety standards), face painting (organic-based paints), and shows featuring magicians, an acrobatic troupe, and musical groups (all with diverse performers).  Tent-tops sheltered tables and chairs where guests could sit in comfort and enjoy a variety of food choices including vegetarian, vegan, organic, and gluten free, all harvested locally from sustainable farms.

    There was music, food, drink, smiling faces, and laughter.  Not a problem in sight, nor had there been one single complaint from Patterson throughout the whole process.  Still, I doubted Priscilla had been stalking me through the office earlier to tell me what a great job I’d done.

    All the more reason to hang out here as long as possible.

    As I headed across the grounds, I spotted something way better than any of the entertainment I’d arranged for—Jack Bishop.  He was totally hot.  Tall, with a muscular build, dark hair, and gorgeous eyes.  Today he had on jeans and a black polo shirt with BISHOP SECURITY printed discreetly on the front.  I hired his company for lots of the events I staged—and not just because he was so good looking and that there was some kind of heat between us.  Really.  Okay, well, anyway, his firm did a great job.

    How’s it going? I asked as we met near the games area.

    Jack gave me an appreciative glance—which perked up my day since I was wearing one of my awesome black business suits and had my hair in a take-me-seriously-but-know-I’m-fun updo—then turned back to the gathering.

    One crasher, he reported.

    Crashers were always a problem at an outdoor event, especially here where other companies were housed in the building and workers from nearby businesses routinely enjoyed the lush grounds.  That was why we’d issued wristbands to invited guests and posted PRIVATE PARTY signs.  But no matter how many precautions we took, some jackass always tried to score a free beer.

    The guy took off pretty fast when he saw us heading his way, Jack said.

    I scanned the crowd and spotted several of Jack’s men, identifiable by their black polo shirts.  I knew, too, that a few of his guys were undercover.

    Anything else? I asked.

    A confrontation, Jack said.  Care to guess where?

    I didn’t have to guess.  I already knew, unfortunately.

    I nodded toward the vendor situated across the grounds near the parking lot.  Harper Brothers Wine and Spirits.  I’d hired them before for other events.

    Harper Brothers specialized in outdoor events—picnics, parties, festivals, crawls, and fairs.  Their beverage wagon, a walk-in, enclosed, refrigerated trailer, was towed to events.  It had taps built into one side that were sheltered by a pop up awning.  A folding table served as a counter and was placed in front of the taps where the bartenders served guests.  The inside of the wagon was stocked with kegs, wines, liquors, mixers, and garnishes, depending on what the event was contracted for.  Today, it was beer and wine.

    Want to know who was involved? Jack asked, though from his tone he was sure I already knew the answer.

    Bianca Grady.  Again.

    We both watched as the two bartenders on duty pulled beer and poured wine.  No sign of Bianca.

    I understand family loyalty, Jack said.  But damn….

    Bianca was a regular with Harper Brothers.  Gail Harper ran business.  She’d recently taken over after her dad, who’d started the business decades ago with his now long-dead brother, had passed away suddenly.  Along with the business, Gail had inherited her share of problems, Bianca being the worst.

    What happened? I asked.

    The usual, Jack said.  Bianca yelling, making a scene.

    At a customer or a co-worker—or Gail?

    Customer.  The guy moved on like it was no big deal.

    Gail was finding her way after taking over the business and was doing a good job so I’d been okay with continuing to hire Harper Brothers, despite the ongoing situation with Bianca.  But now with yet another incident instigated by Bianca, I wondered if I should re-think Harper for more events.

    So that’s it? I asked.

    Jack shrugged.  A lost kid, teenagers trying to sneak into the building, a few of the spouses hitting the wine pretty hard.  Nothing out of the ordinary.

    Let me know if anything major goes down, I said.

    He gave me a half-grin—Jack

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