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    Badcock Tour 2: A Coxsister Cruise
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    Badcock Tour 2: A Coxsister Cruise

    By Christine Besze

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    About this ebook

    What’s better than a free cruise?

    Seamen. Lots of seamen.

    Lisa’s ready to set sail with a full-on booze cruise experience. Thanks to the help of her cocksisters, she’s able to let her freak flag fly full mast and get her Jolly Roger off. It’s just too bad these ladies get more than they bargained for.

    With lube, chocolate dicks, and a monkey, what could possibly go wrong?

    ***Warning*** If you do not have a sense of humor, enjoy your drinks dirty, and your puns even dirtier then this book is not for you. Jump ship! Jump ship now!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChristine Besze
    Release dateOct 31, 2019
    ISBN9780463129876
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    Badcock Tour 2: A Coxsister Cruise
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    Christine Besze

    Christine Besze is a writer, reader, mother, wife, and lover of all things wine. She lives in her own world of crazy most days, because the voices inside her head hold some great conversation. When she does have to come back to reality and act like an actual grown-up, she spends her time with her handsome hubby Z, their two gorgeous gingers and their mini-herd of German Shepherds. Born in sunny Southern California, she recently made the big leap with her family to the East Coast and couldn’t be happier. You'll still find her in flip-flops—with a full glass of wine—all year round.

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