No, we don't talk much about the actual games this week. Maybe that's a mistake and they'll all be really good and have a bunch of upsets. If so, we'll pretend we knew that all along and never admit we were wrong.

0:12 Starting off with a discussion of loins

3:43 What Nick Saban has taught Spencer about parenting

5:09 Ryan raises a challenging pediatric issue (it’s about poop)

10:53 A comprehensive listing of the Week 12 games that are fine

13:46 We rebel against the tyranny of schedule makers

19:17 WAZZU VS. VEST VIRGINIA leads to a discussion of how bad Darth Vader probably smelled

21:58 ARIZONA VS. OKLAHOMA STATE and how Fox’s NFL coverage would handle the death of a president

26:11 PITT VS. BAMA and a farewell to the Peter Man

30:54 AUBURN VS. UAB and Jason explaining why Florida needs to lose to save the Birmingham Bowl

33:38 TEXAS A&M VS. whoever Iowa State is playing, not sure?

38:06 ALABAMA VS. THE OAKLAND RAIDERS and Spencer’s weird admiration for Mark Davis

42:05 USC VS. COLORADO and why you can model your professional life after Todd GrahamLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices