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    365 Funny Quotes: Daily Funny Quotes to Tickle Your Tense Belly and Make You Happier
    365 Funny Quotes: Daily Funny Quotes to Tickle Your Tense Belly and Make You Happier
    365 Funny Quotes: Daily Funny Quotes to Tickle Your Tense Belly and Make You Happier
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    365 Funny Quotes: Daily Funny Quotes to Tickle Your Tense Belly and Make You Happier

    By Xabier K. Fernao

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    Shocking Statistics: An Average American Reads 1 Book a Year and 50% of those are Romance Novels…



    Look! I do not know who you are but I am sure you are on this page right now because you are someone who wants more. You are someone who do not settle for average. You see, I totally understand the desire to want to learn and yet dread reading a long and thick book at the same time! That is why we created this book…



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    A joke doesn’t have to be a story long. It doesn’t even have to be paragraph. A quote itself is powerful enough to tickle you and brighten your day.


    As you progress in this book, remember that we are born naked (literally and figuratively) and we die naked too. Our job, as a human is to enjoy our limited being in a physical plain and to give and grow as much as we can. If this is the first time you’re reading my book and everything seems so esoteric and confusing, fret not.


    Simply smile, enjoy yourself and cheer up.


    This quote book is by far one of the most unique quote book I’ve ever created because of its innocent and fulfilling intention… to bring about more smiles to this world.


    Before we begin, thank you and congratulations. This book will be your companion to more smiles, laughters and joy.



    Act Now by Clicking the “Buy Now With 1-Click” Button at the Top of This Page Right Now!



    P.S. Here’s another shocking statistic: “50% of American adults can’t read a book written at an eighth grade level.”


    P.P.S. I absolutely know that these statistics aren’t you. Act Now by Clicking the “Buy Now With 1-Click” Button at the Top of This Page Right Now!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherThe One Drive Publishing
    Release dateMay 8, 2019
    365 Funny Quotes: Daily Funny Quotes to Tickle Your Tense Belly and Make You Happier

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    • 5/5
      From Albert Einstein to Ellen Generes. It has a vast collection of funny and inspiring quotes. I've enjoyed reading it.

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    • 5/5
      Funny quotes.Really Great jokes book it is! I recommend him highly and wanna to share my friends. you can share on WhatsApp,twitter, facebook, linkedin.
    • 5/5
      Funny Quotes, But have in-depth meaning on it.
      Great work.
    • 5/5
      Hahaha. Great jokes inside. Some are pretty complex and requires you to have quite a lot of general knowledge, others are just hands down funny that you can share on WhatsApp or twitter. Super funny!

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    365 Funny Quotes - Xabier K. Fernao

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    Introduction

    A joke doesn’t have to be a story long. It doesn’t even have to be paragraph. A quote itself is powerful enough to tickle you and brighten your day.

    As you progress in this book, remember that we are born naked (literally and figuratively) and we die naked too. Our job, as a human is to enjoy our limited being in a physical plain and to give and grow as much as we can. If this is the first time you’re reading my book and everything seems so esoteric and confusing, fret not.

    Simply smile, enjoy yourself and cheer up.

    This quote book is by far one of the most unique quote book I’ve ever created because of its innocent and fulfilling intention… to bring about more smiles to this world.

    Before we begin, thank you and congratulations. This book will be your companion to more smiles, laughters and joy.

    Thank you,

    Xabier K. Fernao

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    How to Get the Most Out of this book

    This book has been created to work in several ways:

    I’d strongly recommend you share any quotes that really make you smile, laugh or tickle you on your Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Share the joy and share the laughter.

    Note: The quotes in this book are collected from many sources and time periods. Every reasonable effort has been made to correctly attribute each quote to the original author but in some cases it was impossible to find out who really said the quote. On these cases, we’ll use our own judgment to determine who really said the quote first.

    With that, enjoy the book and remember that life is always happening for you, and never to you. It is only a matter of perspective.

    365 Days of Funny Quotes

    Day 1

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    If you can

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