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    An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs
    An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs
    An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs
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    An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs

    By Brian Boone and Amanda Brack

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    Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes!

    Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jokes for Fortniters is an all-new, laugh-out-loud book of jokes for you and your squad. From Battle Royale puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the cleverest jokes about Fortnite and game play. Cackle your way to victory with the funniest, craziest, and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island!
     
    Inside you will find funny gags such as:
     
    What do a door and a new Fortnite player have in common?
    They both get “knocked” a lot.
     
    What happens after you drink too much Slurp Juice?
    You burp juice!
     
    What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink?
    Shield pop!

    Where do Fortniters sleep?
    In a nite fort!

    For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSky Pony
    Release dateMay 14, 2019
    ISBN9781510748088
    An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs
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    Brian Boone

    Brian Boone is an editor and writer for the bestselling Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader line of trivia and humor books. He wrote I Love Rock n’ Roll (Except When I Hate It) and coauthored American Inventions: Big Ideas That Changed Modern Life and How to Make Paper Airplanes. He has contributed to How Stuff Works, Barnes & Noble Reads, McSweeney’s, Splitsider, Someecards, The Onion, Adult Swim, and Funny or Die. He lives in Oregon with his family.

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      An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters - Brian Boone

      INTRODUCTION

      Has there ever been a game that captured the world’s attention as quickly as Fortnite did? Gamers grabbed their controllers and phones as quickly as a Hero grabs loot out of an abandoned building on a Storm-ravaged island. (Sorry, we’re really into Fortnite, too!)

      Why wouldn’t Fortnite be that popular? It’s got all the thrills and spills of a first-person shooter, the build-it-yourself sky’s-the-limit creativity of a sandbox game, plus an almost infinite cast of characters that includes everything from soldiers to ninjas to sharks to mist monsters to people in bear suits. Fortnite has a little something for everyone…plus dancing!

      So where are we landing with this? The answer is The Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters. There’s a lot of loony loot in here, packed tighter than a chest and loaded up and ready to go like an SMG. You and your squad (even noobs!) will do the latest emote — The Laugh — when you pop out of the bush and peep these hilarious bits about the immersive world of Fortnite. We’ve got mats to delight and heal on every aspect of the game, including characters, weapons, locations, items, skins and more. You’ll be a Hero, you’ll be Epic, you’ll be Legendary — no V-bucks required!

      CHAPTER 1

      THE SKIN YOU’RE IN

      All about the characters that make Fortnite so special.

      How do you heal a Tomato Head?

      With tomato paste.

      What’s red and goes splat?

      Tomato Head navigating a landing poorly.

      •

      What did Tony the Tomato do when he fell behind his teammates?

      He had to ketchup.

      •

      Raider Rabbit really hates it when you sneak up on him.

      It bugs Bunny!

      •

      What did the Fortnite skin do when he lost his cool mask?

      He ran all the way Hime.

      •

      What Fortnite character would be great at soccer?

      Striker!

      •

      I finally won a game as Trog.

      It was quite a big feet!

      Who’s got the sickest beats and dopest rhymes in Fortnite?

      Rap-tor.

      •

      How do Fortniters like fried chicken?

      With extra skins!

      •

      I was going to play as a character other than the Cuddle Team Leader, but I couldn’t bear it.

      •

      What do Fortniters eat for breakfast?

      Flapjackies.

      •

      How do they eat them?

      Off a Reinforced Backplate.

      •

      How does Ludwig cut loose?

      He Lud-wigs out!

      What does the pancake-loving Fortnite character wear on her feet?

      Flip-Flop-Flapjackies.

      •

      Did you hear about the awkward Fortniter?

      She was uncomfortable in her skin.

      •

      How come Cobalt skipped the Battle Royale?

      He was feeling blue.

      •

      I tried using that cowgirl character but it was a real Calamity.

      •

      What should you say when you see Chomp Sr.?

      Looking sharp!

      •

      Where would you find the Flytrap character?

      Venus!

      Why play Tricera Ops?

      Because she’s Tricera Tops!

      •

      Did you hear about that uncommon pickaxe?

      Sure, what am I, an Armature?

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      Why do they call him Blue Striker?

      Because if he was yellow they’d call him Yellow Striker.

      •

      Where on the island could you find Far Out Man?

      Like, far out, man.

      •

      Which character has the best hair?

      Lud-wig.

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      I’ve just got to get that skin, but I don’t have enough V-bucks. Help me, it’s Desperado!

      What skin smells like fish?

      The Field Sturgeon.

      Did you hear Chopper isn’t going to be in the new season?

      She got cut.

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