Thom Pain (based on nothing) [Revised TCG Edition]: With Other Monologues for Theatre
By Will Eno
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“It’s sad, isn’t it? The dead horse of a life we beat, all the wilder, all the harder the deader it gets. On the other hand, there are some nice shops in the area.”
Thom Pain has come to a certain point in his life. Maybe you have too. His entire existence is ordinary; but that ordinariness is a revelation and a wonder and a curiosity. To him at least. He’d better hope so. It’s all he has (except maybe a dictionary and an old love letter).
Comic and disturbing, this provocative monologue charts one man’s anguished journey from shattered childhood dreams and trauma to the tenuous, if guarded, optimism of adulthood, told in dangerous intimacy by a voice loaded with wry humor and deceptive charm.
Will Eno
Will Eno lives in Brooklyn with his wife Maria Dizzia and their daughter Albertine.
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Thom Pain (based on nothing) [Revised TCG Edition] - Will Eno
THOM PAIN
(based on nothing)
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
THOM PAIN
Male, 30s-40s, cold, grave, somewhat angular person. A wounded, stray-dog type, but with an odd intellectual aspect, perhaps even a little frail, in some way. He should seem capable of great cruelty, perhaps due to his having suffered great cruelties, himself. He must also be charismatic, must be able to ‘run the show,’ but run it without a lot of effort, relying more on a kind of dark seductive quality. He is somewhere between Shakespeare’s Richard II and his Richard III. That said, the actor must also create a character that is close to – and is largely derived from – himself.
AUDIENCE
Female, male, various ages.
Setting: A mostly empty stage, the theatre.
Wardrobe: Plain dark suit, white shirt, dark tie. Clothes should be non-descript: slightly-worn, not of a perfect fit, though certainly not ragged.
A props list and some general notes are at the end of the play.
Thom Pain was first produced by Soho Theatre Company in association with Chantal Arts + Theatre and Naked Angels (NYC) at the Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh on 5 August 2004, before transferring to Soho Theatre, London on 3 September. The personnel were:
THOM PAIN, James Urbaniak
Director, Hal Brooks
Artistic Associate, Julie Anderson
Design Consultant, David Korins
Lighting Designer, Christoph Wagner
On its transfer to DR2 Theatre, New York, on 1 February 2005, Thom Pain was produced by Daryl Roth and Bob Boyett with the following personnel:
THOM PAIN, James Urbaniak
Director, Hal Brooks
Artistic Associate, Julie Anderson
Design Consultant, David Korins
Lighting Designer, Mark Barton
General Manager, Adam Hess
Thom Pain (based on nothing) opened on November 11, 2018 at Signature Theatre (Paige Evans, Artistic Director; Harold Wolpert, Executive Director; Jim Houghton, Founder) in New York City. It was directed by Oliver Butler, the set design was by Amy Rubin, the costume design was by Anita Yavich, the lighting design was by Jen Schriever, the sound design was by Lee Kinney; the production stage manager was Charles M. Turner III, the production assistant was Elizabeth Emanuel, and the assistant director was Banna Desta.
The cast was:
THOM PAIN, Michael C. Hall
THOM PAIN
Enters in darkness. Footsteps are heard. A match is lit, to light a cigarette. It is snuffed out, accidentally, without the cigarette being lit. The darkness remains.
How wonderful to see you all.
A second match is lit, and is, again, accidentally snuffed out.
I should quit.
Pause. It’s still dark.
We should define some terms here. Then, maybe, you get a little story. So. From the New Century Dictionary of English (Rustling of paper, in the dark.):
Quote, "Fear:
1. Any of the discrete parts of the face, as in the eyes or mouth, or eyes.
2. The capital of Lower Meersham, in the north central southeast corner. Population 8,000,001, approx.
3. Fear.
4. See three.
5. There is no seven.
Colloquial. Archaic. A verb. Or noun. Depends." End quote.
(Rustling of pages. The following lines are said somewhat to himself.) Hey, look at that. Felicific. Adjective. Causing or intending to cause happiness.
(Very softly.) Felicific.
Anyway. Now. I guess we begin. Do you like magic? I don’t. Enough about me. Let’s get to our story. Do you want a story? Do you need to see me to hear me? If so, sorry. Not yet. I’m afraid you’d laugh at my native costume. Promise you won’t laugh. I know you won’t, friends, I trust you won’t. But not because you promised. You’ll see me soon enough, I suspect. But not yet.
For now, we should take a moment to consider –
A flash of bright light lights up the whole stage, and then, more-focused light comes up on THOM PAIN. This light cue should only take a split-second: a flash and then lights up. It should have a jarring and accidental feel. THOM is caught off-center, though he quickly adjusts.
And yet. I guess some things are not really ours to decide. The shape of the face, say, or whether we’re forgiven or how tall we are. Where to die and when.
Brief pause.
I’ll wait for the laughter to die down.
Brief pause.
I still sense some laughter.
Brief pause.
There. Wait. Now. There.
Brief pause.
Oh, me.
So. Our story. Don’t make it hard on yourselves. Don’t be troubled by what you might perceive as obscure, hard, troublous. Just remember the simple human picture before you.