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LOUISIANA PLAYS by Hiram Ed Taylor is a collection of 4 plays developed in workshops or staged readings at the New Orleans Theatre Experiments Lab, a group dedicated to creating new works about Louisiana. The first play, PROPHECY a comedy about the future of mankind was given two staged readings before an audience at the Contemporary Arts Center. The second play SAVAGE PRIDE, a ghost play about survival, was also given a reading at the CAC. The third a musical about sex, BOURBON STREET had 5 songs performed at the DramaRama Festival at the CAC and then a staged presentation at LePetit Theatre du Vieux Carre. The last musical about life after death, HEAVENS BAR was presented at the Firehouse Theatre in Mobile, Alabama.
Taken as a group they represent a body of work by Mr. Taylor over the past 8 years. All four scripts are comedy, although they border on serious themes and are dramatic and tragic in places. Louisiana serves as a place where life and human folly are examined in comic detail. There is an abundance of terrific roles for women in each play; especially for older actresses over 40. They seem to represent the MotherGoddess who controls the flow of the script through the mess the men characters make of their lives. Wife, mother, fortune teller, heavenly bartender (god) or whore, they are the power in each script.
The scripts may not seen commercial because of their content and language. Musicals about sex with S&M numbers and Homosexuality presented as normal every day events are hard to get produced in current regional theaters concerned with their grants being cut because of the current government standards. Although Southern Baptist audiences in Mobile, Alabama loved HEAVENS BAR, script readers in other parts of the country have decided it is too much about religion for their theaters to take a chance on possibly offending someones beliefs. So, we have chosen to publish the plays as written without care who they may outrage. They are bold and they are daring and isnt that what good theater is suppose to be about? They are also highly theatrical and deserve to be on a stage performed live for an audience. But, until that time, here they are in print.
Hiram Ed Taylor
Hiram Ed Taylor worked as a writer in New York City and Hollywood for 20 years before moving to New Orleans. His last show in New York was the musical BUDDIES, other NYC credits include TEASERS, MOVIE BUFF, FIFTH AVENUE, BUMPS& GRINDS, and MEMBERS which won the First Place Bultman Playwriting Award in 1974. MAN OF MY DREAMS was produced in Hollywood as was GOD SAVE THE QUEENS. Hiram works as a documentary filmmaker with 3 works shown on PBS. He has written several screenplays, short stories and two novels.
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Louisiana Plays - Hiram Ed Taylor
Copyright © 1998 by Hiram Ed Taylor.
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Contents
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
AUTHOR’S
INTRODUCTION
PROPHECY
ACT ONE
SCENE ONE
SCENE TWO
SCENE THREE
SCENE Four
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
SCENE TWO
SCENE THREE
SCENE FOUR
SCENE FIVE
SAVAGE
ACT ONE
SCENE ONE
SCENE Two
ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
SCENE TWO
SCENE THREE
SCENE FOUR
SCENE FIVE
SCENE SIX
SCENE SEVEN
SCENE EIGHT
BOURBON STREET A NEW MUSICALa
ACT ONE
SCENE ONE
BOURBON STREET
SCENE TWO
A STRIP JOINT ON BOURBON STREET
SCENE THREE
BOURBON STREET
SCENE fOUR
Bobby’s bedroom
SCENE FIVE
A HOTEL ROOM ON THE SECOND FLOOR
SCENE SIX
The balcony of a hotel
SCENE SEVEN
BOBBY’S BEDROOM
SCENE EIGHT
LIGHTS UP—THE HOTEL ROOM—LATER
SCENE NINE
The kitchen of Bobby’s parents house.
SCENE TEN
THE BALCONY OF
THE HOTEL ROOM.
SCENE ELEVEN
Lights up on the strip joint
SCENE TWELVE
BOURBON STREET AT DAWN
ACT TWO
SCENE THIRTEEN
The same hotel room
SCENE FOURTEEN
BOURBON STREET AT SUNRISE.
SCENE FIFTEEN
INSIDE THE GAY BAR
SCENE SIXTEEN
ON BOURBON STREET
SCENE SEVENTEEN
KITCHEN OF BOBBY’S PARENTS HOUSE
SCENE EIGHTEEN
THE BALCONY OF THE HOTEL
SCENE NINETEEN
ALLISON’S APARTMENT
SCENE TWENTY
IN THE GAY BAR
HEAVEN’S BAR AN ORIGINAL
MUSICAL COMEDY
(EVERYMAN)
(A GREAT PIECE.)
(THE SAGA OF JOY:)
(BOURBON AND BLUES.)
(A SMALL MISTAKE.)
(ALONE TOM)
ACT TWO
(I AM THE GIRL)
(I’VE BEEN ON A YACHT)
(THE TOAST OF ALL CONTIENTS.)
(THE VALUE OF GOOD P.R..)
(THE COURT OF EMPEROR PING)
(THE SKIN OF MY TEETH.)
(REACHING FOR THAT STAR*)
OTHER PLAYS BY: Hiram Ed Taylor
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Nothing is created without the support of others, especially theater. Plays are written to be performed by actors, interpreted by directors, produced by producers and watched by live audiences Without these elements is a play really a play? Yes, for first there must be a script.
I wish to thank Ann Marie Guidry, James Jennings, Lauren and Jerry Lee Leighton for their performances in PROPHECY at the Contemporary Arts Center. They helped define the play and perfect the characters.
Special thanks to all members of the Contemporary Arts Center’s playwrights unit without whose special criticism and help these plays would not have been completed.
Without Paul Freitas comic music and editorial comments for the book and lyrics to HEAVEN’S BAR, as well as the lyrics to Reaching for that star
; the project would never have developed into the crazy entertainment that it is currently.
And what can I say to Irwin Decker, my composer for BOURBON STREET. Deck, as I knew him by, was an incredible composer, classically trained and brimming with talent and enthusiasm for the broadway musical form. That he died of AIDS IN 1998 without ever seeing the show performed on a stage breaks my heart. At the time of his death he was completing the orchestrations for a 28 piece orchestra, which are incredible and yet remain unplayed. I cry each time I listen to the tape of him playing the songs and singing my lyrics because his death was such a loss to the American theatre and to his friends. Dear beloved, Kevin Elkins continues to work for a production of BOURBON STREET in memory of Deck and Kevin I salute you and your determination.
I want to thank my parents who have always encouraged me to be myself, to write what I feel is important and not aim for commercial success but personal fulfillment. Their love has seen me through hundreds of rejection slips and harsh reviews.
Last I want to thank all the theaters who have produced my work. The producers who risked money, directors and actors who gave their time and talents and the audiences who watched, laughed, cried and supported my plays. Theater is a collaborative effort and all of you are my collaborators.
AUTHOR’S
INTRODUCTION
I am often asked by my professional theater friends in New York and Hollywood what I have been up to since retiring to New Orleans in 1992. Actually, I have done anything but retire. Since moving here I have been writing at a steady pace, scripts that I think are as good or better than anything I have written in my 35 years of writing for the stage. That none of the plays have been produced is not to judge them as bad. Not having an agent at the present time has more to do with their being overlooked than anything else. Also, having been a director and having run my own theater companies in both Manhattan and Los Angeles helped to get my other scripts produced. New Orleans is a great place to write. It is a terrible place to get an original script produced. The only theaters here are community theaters with a history of doing famous Broadway musicals and Neil Simon. They show no interest in new
plays by local writers at all.
I quit sending scripts to regional theaters and play contest many years ago. It cost lots of postage and never amounted to a production. The only productions I have ever had came from who I knew
. People who knew me and knew my work and asked me to write for their theater, or saw a production of mine and wanted to do the play at their theater. I am grateful for them. Most of them are dead and gone now, retired or no longer speaking to me for one reason or another. I have no place to send these plays and so I have decided to publish them as a group, to be read by my friends who are interested in seeing what my last efforts have been.
When writing my will, I was told by the lawyer that my plays were worthless. No need to list them at all since none of them are famous or published. He said after I die, my relatives might as well burn them or I could do it now and save them the time. It seemed sad to me to think that for 35 years I have slaved at a typewriter or wordprocessor to find out now that all of the work was basically worthless because it was not successful enough
. Each of my 37 plays or musicals has been very dear to me, the characters as real to me as children I have birthed and sent forth into the world. I guess I wrote them because they demanded to get out of me and onto the paper. Some of them I wrote for specific actors who embraced them wholeheartedly and others have never seen the light of day or been uttered aloud. Pity, for they were all written to be alive on a stage and to be enjoyed by an audience. If I have failed at anything it has not been in the writing but in the selling
of my plays. I hate show business
, I love theater. I hate working a party
or networking the crowd
, I enjoy meeting interesting people and having intelligent discussions. I enjoy my life. I enjoyed writing these plays. I hope you enjoy reading them. And maybe one day they will be on a stage where they belong.
Ed Taylor
PROPHECY
A COMEDY BY:
Hiram Ed Taylor
Copyright 1999
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Cast of Characters:
CLAYTON BURNBECK:
A man in mid-life crisis
MADAM OWIGA
a fortune teller
PENNY DUSHAY
Clayton’s girlfriend
JACKSON, PLEADY, MEL & BOB
Same actor, 4 roles
PLACE:
New Orleans
TIME:
Tomorrow or the Next day
SETTINGS
Non-realistic fragments of places
ACT ONE
SCENE ONE
A foggy night at Jackson Square in front of Saint Louis Cathedral, French Quarter of New Orleans, Louisiana. A statue of Andrew Jackson riding his horse is seen.
MADAM OWIGA sits behind a folding table with a crystal ball on it. A hand painted sign in front of the table reads MADAM OWIGA—MYSTIC TO THE UNIVERSAL POWERS. FORTUNES TOLD $20.
She wears old Mardi Gras robes with a feather headdress.
CLAYTON BURNBECK stumbles on, drunk and staggering. His business suit is a mess with his tie loose and his shirt unbuttoned.
Owiga calls to him.
OWIGA
Wait! You there!
(Clayton turns)
CLAYTON
Me?
OWIGA
This is your lucky night. I can see it in the ball. The spirits have guided you to me.
CLAYTON
Spirits? What spirits? What ball?
OWIGA
The magic crystal ball of Owiga’s spiritual power. I can see into your future. There it is, right there.
(She points into the crystal ball he comes over and looks.)
CLAYTON
Where?
OWIGA
20 bucks.
CLAYTON
20 bucks?
OWIGA
Okay, okay… for you fifteen.
(He goes through his pockets and they are empty, so is his wallet.)
MasterCard or Visa?
(He pulls out a credit card and she pulls out her machine and does the paper work, he signs.)
CLAYTON
This better be good.
(She stares at the ball )
OWIGA
The mist is clearing. Oh, yes, yes. Now I can see it. You’re on a path. Searching. You seem lost. Confused. Am I right? Am I wrong? Speak to Owiga.
(She waits for an answer
Her looks at her blankly.)
CLAYTON
Lost? Uh, what do ya mean, lost lady?
OWIGA
Madam. I am a madam, not a lady.
CLAYTON
Sorry.
(She looks back at the ball)
OWIGA
I see romance coming into your life. Maybe love.
CLAYTON
Oh, god. I hope not. I’m still paying for the last time.
OWIGA
Divorced, huh? Well, I see a new woman.
CLAYTON
I already got a steady girl. She’s more than I can handle.
OWIGA
She’s tall…
CLAYTON
Short.
OWIGA
Tallish short. With dark hair.
CLAYTON
She’s blond.
OWIGA
It’s bleached.
CLAYTON
Really?
OWIGA
Black roots. Owiga sees. Owiga knows all. You’re thinking marriage maybe?
CLAYTON
It’s nothing serious.
OWIGA
To her it is serious, but we forget the romance. Something else is coming, something more important. Wait. It’s clearing. Yes. Yes. The mist is clearing. Money. I see money.
CLAYTON
Money?
(Suddenly Andrew Jackson comes to life and speaks.)
JACKSON
Quit the bullshit, madam. Tell him what you really know.
OWIGA
Oh my god!
JACKSON
He’s waiting.
(Only Owiga hears Jackson
Clayton looks into the ball.)
CLAYTON
What? What do you see?
OWIGA
Andrew Jackson over there…
CLAYTON
Yeah, so?
JACKSON
He cannot hear me.
OWIGA
You cannot hear him?
CLAYTON
Who?
OWIGA
Andrew Jackson. Right there!
CLAYTON
He’s been riding that horse for over a hundred years.
JACKSON
I’m here to guide you.
OWIGA
A guide. He is a guide.
CLAYTON
A guide for me? From the other side?
OWIGA
The other side of where?
(She realizes his meaning.)
Oh, you mean from the other
side. Yes, yes, he’s here from the other side here with a message.
(To Jackson)
You do have a message don’t you?
JACKSON
Yes, but a message for you, Madam, not him.
OWIGA
For me?
CLAYTON
What is it? What do you see? Tell me. You said money. You see money?
JACKSON
Let the voice come through you, Owiga.
(She looks at the ball.)
You don’t need the ball. Open your mind. Let the spirits enter.
(Suddenly Owiga goes into a trance and her voice changes.)
OWIGA
Good evening. Wish to know your future, do you? Well, let me see, now. You worka in a larga glass building witha lotta modern equipment. It’s like a maze of people sitting at little cubicles, typing, typing endless, useless information…
CLAYTON
Useless information? Statistical data on…
(She cuts him off.)
OWIGA
Believe me, it is useless shit.
CLAYTON
The mayors Office of Vital Statistical Research is one of the most important government agencies in the city.
OWIGA
Pork barrel shit.
CLAYTON
How can you say anything we do there is not important?
OWIGA
For you it is no longer important. I see you leaving this place.
CLAYTON
Leaving? I can’t leave.
OWIGA
Ah, but you will.
CLAYTON
I’m on the 401K plan.
OWIGA
More shit.
CLAYTON
I have 22 more years, 6 months and 7 days before retirement.
OWIGA
No. You have 26 days before being fired.
CLAYTON
Fired! I have medical and dental. I have a mortgage to pay. Alimony and child support. I can’t get fired.
OWIGA
You will be fired Wednesday, noon, 26 days from today. Never to return again.
CLAYTON
This isn’t the future I want to hear. Tell me about the money.
OWIGA
You ask. I tell.
CLAYTON
But, what am I gonna do? Where and I gonna go?
OWIGA
Ah, you have a very exciting journey ahead.
CLAYTON
Journey?
OWIGA
Into the great beyond.
CLAYTON
I hate traveling. I have allergies. I didn’t pay to hear this crap.
OWIGA
Not crap. Truth. I am the spirit of Marie Leveau. I never tell crap. You aska me whata I see in your future and I tella you.
CLAYTON
Marie Laveau’s at the Voodoo Museum!
OWIGA
You willa leave this job like I say. You willa travel to another dimension in time.
CLAYTON
Can’t we get back to the money? You saw money.
OWIGA
Greedy little bastard! Yes, I see you counting your money over and over again, counting and counting. It obsesses you. But, there’s no money in this lifetime… only crap.
CLAYTON
No money?
OWIGA
I see much accumulation of useless crap, an apartment full of useless crap and entire life filled with useless, useless crap!
CLAYTON
All my collectibles?
OWIGA
Crap.
CLAYTON
My stocks and bonds?
OWIGA
Crap.
CLAYTON
Even my Tonka trucks?
OWIGA
All useless crap.
CLAYTON
But you saw money in the ball.
OWIGA
That piece of shit. Nothing in here.
CLAYTON
You saw something and now you’re not telling me about the money. What do I win the lottery? Publishers Clearing House.
OWIGA
Forget your search for money. You must search for who you really are. Inside.
CLAYTON
Inside? Inside where?
OWIGA
Your soul.
CLAYTON
My soul?
OWIGA
Your soul is ina great torment. You are nota whoma you semma to be.
CLAYTON
Then who am I?
OWIGA
You must seeka the answer to that question within yourself.
CLAYTON
Not a bunch of new age
crap? Don’t tell me now your gonna try to sell me a book.
OWIGA
You must abandon everything for that one goal. Find yourself.
CLAYTON
Or a bunch of motivational tapes.
OWIGA
You must discover your life’s purpose and live your destiny. Everything else is illusion, the maya, a trapa.
CLAYTON
Maya Atrapa. Sounds like a striper I once knew on Bourbon Street. I’m not signing up for any seminar your teaching either, if that’s your next pitch. I know all about you new age
bullshitters. Just give me the answer to what you saw in the ball the first time.
OWIGA
Stupid man. You are given the truth and you do not believe. Time will prove me right.
(The spirit leaves Owiga.)
CLAYTON
This is all bullshit!
(Owiga is herself again.
She is very excited.)
OWIGA
I have the power! Finally, I have the power. Like my mother before me, the voice has come through.
CLAYTON
Forget the phony voice. You saw money in my life from the ball. Look back into the ball damnit!
OWIGA
Screw the ball! A piece of shit that ball. No. Now, finally I have the power like my mother before me.
CLAYTON
So, what you told me is true?
OWIGA
Of course, true. It was a message from another realm of existence, another dimension. What more do you want from me?
CLAYTON
I can’t leave my job.
OWIGA
For months you have been saying over and over, please God, please get me out of this job? Right?
CLAYTON
I didn’t mean it.
OWIGA
Well, the universal power thought you