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    Abused, Victimized, & Traumatized: An Idiot's Guide to Divorce
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    Abused, Victimized, & Traumatized: An Idiot's Guide to Divorce

    By Dazed Crazed and Confused

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    About this ebook

    IS YOUR FORMER SPOUSE AN IDIOT?

    While the characters and events in this book are fictitious, most people will point to at least one story and say, "That happened to me" or "That's my former spouse."

    WHY BUY THE BOOK?

    Here are some sample lessons that the divorced idiot can learn:

    Practice makes perfect. A secondary
    lesson being that a dead ex-spouse limits
    your liability.

    Don't just infect your former spouse;
    infect a whole population.

    Deny everything and then make
    counter-allegations.

    While the marriage may be over, the
    divorce will never be over until death.

    When you don't feel inclined to discuss
    religion and politics with your future
    spouse, then a divorce may turn your
    head, especially if your former spouse
    is into Voodoo.

    A rumor has to contain just enough truth
    to be believable.

    Never miss the opportunity to bury the
    hatchet.

    Dating your soon-to-be former spouse's
    attorney ensures a speedy trial.

    If your former spouse is an idiot, then this book will hopefully provide some insight into the making of a divorced idiot and in the process provide some laughter.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisheriUniverse
    Release dateFeb 28, 2002
    ISBN9781469705446
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    Abused, Victimized, & Traumatized: An Idiot's Guide to Divorce
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    Dazed Crazed and Confused

    Dazed, Crazed, and Confused have met many IDIOT drivers. Books by Dazed, Crazed, and Confused: Abused, Victimized, & Traumatized: An Idiot's Guide to Dating. Abused, Victimized, & Traumatized: An Idiot's Guide to Divorce. Abused, Victimized, & Traumatized: An Idiot's Guide to Healthcare. Abused, Victimized, & Traumatized: An Idiot's Guide to Management. Available at www.iUniverse.com

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