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    The Adventures of Jill and Gigi: fantasy romance
    The Adventures of Jill and Gigi: fantasy romance
    The Adventures of Jill and Gigi: fantasy romance
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    The Adventures of Jill and Gigi: fantasy romance

    By John Blandly

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    Jill and Gigi were single girls with big plans. When their friend, Glorista, met Finn in the Virtual Reality Dating Booth, it was like a rip in the space-time continuum. They knew they had to get moving. But then they got lucky, and Gigi met Icy, an ice age Neanderthal guy with a 4 x 4 Ferrari, and Jill, after changing her name to Miriam, met Robin d'Hood, who was trying to sell his idea for college football bowl games in Europe to his old friend, William Tell. 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAvantLifeGuard Books
    Release dateJun 28, 2018
    ISBN9781540159991
    The Adventures of Jill and Gigi: fantasy romance
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    John Blandly

    John Blandly is an artist, actor, songwriter and filmmaker from upstate New York.

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      Very amusing fantasy romance featuring twenty-somethings, Jill and Gigi, and their various adventures, like meeting a time traveling Neanderthal, Icy, who drives a Ferrari 4x4.

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    The Adventures of Jill and Gigi - John Blandly

    Table of Contents

    The Adventures of Jill and Gigi (fantasy romance)

    The Adventures of Jill and Gigi

    by Jöhn Bländly

    Copyright (c) MMXXIII by J. J. Brearton

    AvantLifeGuard Books

    All Rights Reserved

    Book I
    Ace It
    Book II
    Something Icy
    Book III
    Robin d'Hood
    Book IV
    Cyborg Girl
    Book I
    Ace It

    Characters:

    Finn,

    Glorista,

    Gigi & Jill; maybe others.

    Episode 1

    Finn's diary:

    Octember 97th 2296, 5:87 A.M.

    Oh, man—I don't even know what day it is!

    The asteroid fallout is very light today. Intermittent junkyard sprinkles, mostly used cars, old satellites and telephone wires, have been crashing into Manhattan in the last two weeks, and life is good, except, the sampling of females, slurp, slurp, is mixed, slow, and disappointing. Only one hit this morning.

    This new wavelength girl is very demanding, but, her photo was nice, and, I suppose, she is just a little Italian. She says she's from Venice, and sells speedboats. Perhaps, we will have spaghetti, which I hear is a food Italian girls like, though perhaps the local cuisine is different. I'll do some research.

    I hope to meet her in the booth tomorrow at 11 AM, as was her request.

    She wanted something early, in daylight.

    She claimed she was worried about sparks, or interference, something about the holodeck.

    Her name is Glorista McPink, age 22, and says she has a nice figure. We'll see about that. I hope.

    I'm writing this all down, as is recommended, in case I am killed.

    She asked me to take her to Tuscany. I do not know where that is.

    Episode 2

    Country music

    Finn had favorite bartenders, usually of the female variety. For him, it was like a show, watching a beautiful woman walk back and forth waiting on customers, pouring drinks. Yeah, like George Thorogood, he would often have to admit, I Drink Alone.

    In his majestic loneliness, which he thought only he himself experienced, he might text his sister, or, when he had extreme guts-Glorista, whom he loved, although he had only met her twice, in the get acquainted virtual reality booth.

    In his mind, a vacant, abandoned place, he would think about girls he went out with. He recalled them wistfully. Full of wist.

    He'd bought Thorogood's greatest hits, and would occasionally listen to, Get A Haircut, or One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer. Finn had Neil Young, Genesis, Beach Boys, INXS, Rolling Stones, Madonna and other artist's greatest hits CDs.

    Do not emulate Finn. He is a bad influence.

    He doesn't go to bars that much anymore, since it's difficult to be alone, out there, by himself. Finn became a very bad driver once he discovered new country music.

    He'd write down the lyrics on scraps of paper on his steering wheel while motoring through traffic at 74 MPH.

    Often, he'd get choked up singing along to these wild, heavy love songs, even if it just was, Love on the Rocks, with the lyrics about a bartender.

    Here are his notes, which he has supplemented by Internet research.

    This ain’t my mama's broken heart

    fastest girl in town

    miranda lambert

    steel magnolia

    bulletproof (favorite bulletproof

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