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Laugh-Out-Loud A+ Jokes for Kids

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74 pagine
39 minuti
Pubblicato:
Jun 19, 2018
ISBN:
9780062748737
Formato:
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The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series heads back to school with a collection of jokes that will have the whole class in stitches! A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. 

A new class clown is in town: Rob Elliott’s #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is back with a set of jokes to last the whole school year.

With riotous jokes for every occasion—from chortling in the hallways to cackling on the bus—these instant classics full of fresh, clean humor will keep the whole school quaking with laughter!

Q: How do bees get to class? A: They take the school buzz!

If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s most beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages!

Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."

Pubblicato:
Jun 19, 2018
ISBN:
9780062748737
Formato:
Libro

Informazioni sull'autore

Rob Elliott is the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids, Laugh-Out-Loud Doodles for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. His popular joke books have sold more than 2.5 million copies. Rob has been a publishing professional for more than twenty years. He lives in West Michigan, where in his spare time he enjoys laughing out loud with his wife and five children. You can visit him at www.laughoutloudjokesforkids.com.

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Q: When are teachers like cheese?

A: When they are grating.

Q: How are bus drivers like trees?

A: They both have routes.

Q: What is the funniest time of the school day?

A: Laughter-noon.

Q: What do you need to bring to music class?

A: A note-book.

Q: What do you call the worm that ate Beethoven?

A: A de-composer.

Q: Why did the chemistry teacher stop telling jokes?

A: She never got a reaction.

Student: Does the library have any newspapers or magazines?

Teacher: Periodically!

Q: Why should you give your teacher a comb if he’s bald?

A: He’ll never part with it!

Q: Why should you tell jokes in anatomy class?

A: The teacher thinks they’re humerus.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Omelet.

Omelet who?

Omelet smarter than I look!

Cassie: Do you like your astronomy class?

Kelly: It’s out of this world!

Annie: I hear you got good grades in cosmetology school.

Lucy: Yes, I nailed it!

Q: What do dogs wear to science class?

A: Lab coats.

Q: Why can’t you tell a lie in math class?

A: The teacher knows when your story doesn’t add up.

Teacher: What can you tell me about the country of Greece?

Billy: It’s slippery!

Q: What do whales eat for an after-school snack?

A: Ships and salsa.

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?

A: Arrr-ithmetic.

Q: What’s something you can catch but not throw in gym class?

A: A cold.

Q: How do the basketball players stay cool during games?

A: They sit by their fans.

Q: What is the best way to get straight As in school?

A: Use a ruler.

Q: Why did the textbook go to the hospital?

A: It needed its appendix

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