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    Long and Happy.
    Long and Happy.
    Long and Happy.
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    Long and Happy.

    By Stepan Vartanov

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    On his journey to Orodruin, Frodo meets a strange couple... a couple that are just like him - the ring holders. A strange encounter, and a very strange conversation.
    Is there some hope for a poor hobbit carrying the ring? Or is the ring pure evil?
    Is there something important the owner of one ring can tell to the other? Something that will bring a hope for a happy ever after instead of the fire of Oroduin?
    And... what happened to Frodo?!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherStepan Vartanov
    Release dateApr 23, 2018
    ISBN9781370566853
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      Long and Happy. - Stepan Vartanov

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      Stepan Vartanov

      Combined English-Russian Edition

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      Today, we are the strongest country on Earth. But sometimes the strong has to be ruthless, no matter how much we want to avoid it...

      Сегодня мы — самое сильное государство на Земле. Но иногда сила вынуждена быть жестокой, как бы нам ни хотелось этого избежать…

      Normally, texts for President's public announcements were written by speechwriters, whose job was to carefully choose words and to avoid sharp corners.

      Вообще-то обычно речи для Президента пишут спичрайтеры, тщательно расставляя акценты и аккуратно обходя острые углы.

      Normally, but not that time, as that particular speech was special.

      Обычно. Но предстоящее выступление не было обычным.

      Some people would think that America was about to, finally, leave behind an over-weighted burden of liberal values, getting away from anecdotal situations, like the one, when a robber sues the house owner for a finger injured when picking up the lock.

      Кому-то покажется, что Америка сбросит наконец груз устаревших либеральных ценностей, уйдет от анекдотичной ситуации, когда залезший в дом грабитель может засудить хозяина за поцарапанный при взломе ящика палец.

      Some would say - scream! - this was a treason and the end of American spirit...

      Кто-то, наоборот, начнет кричать о предательстве американских идеалов.

      And very, very few people in the entire world would realize that this simple and elegant speech was a war declaration.

      И очень, очень мало найдется в мире людей, которые осознают, что эта простая и строгая речь есть не что иное, как начало

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