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    Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants
    Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants
    Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants
    Ebook27 pages15 minutes

    Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants

    By Neil McFarlane

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    A 2nd-person, read-aloud, perfect-length bedtime tale suitable for kids aged 4 to infinity. [Insert the name of your child] travels back in time to Camelot and has some amazing - and rather odd - adventures.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherNeil McFarlane
    Release dateJan 10, 2018
    ISBN9781370130108
    Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants

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      Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants - Neil McFarlane

      Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants

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      Neil Roy McFarlane

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      The Revolting Brains: 7 Read-aloud Bedtime Tales

      Copyright © 2017 by Neil McFarlane

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      Pathetic Sick Sniffy Pants

      Now that you're tucked up in bed, you can look forward to a good night's rest. You'll need it after that exciting adventure you had. I bet you didn't think you'd spend the day fighting pirates and dragons and knights.

      I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: I didn't fight any pirates or dragons or knights today.

      Hmm. It seems that you've forgotten all about it. It must have been that bonk on the head that made you lose your memory. Let me remind you what happened.

      We were sitting at home and I said, What's that funny smell? And I smelled your hair and it did smell funny, so I

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