Marty Pants #2: Keep Your Paws Off!
By Mark Parisi
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Marty Pants is back! And in an unexpectedly hairy situation, Marty must put his deduction skills to the test as this new mystery might be leading to monstrous consequences.
When Marty finds a ripped page from his sister's diary, the most crucial piece—revealing Marty's true identity—is still locked inside his sister’s room. Undaunted, Marty pieces the clues together and comes to the most logical conclusion: he's on a one-way trip to werewolfville!
Superhuman speed. Howling. Hairiness. The evidence is mounting against him, and with his werewolf powers growing stronger, Marty is determined to protect his classmates from himself before it's too late—no matter what the cost!
The second book in the Marty Pants series from the award-winning cartoonist behind the “Off the Mark” strip, Mark Parisi, is perfect for fans of Wimpy Kid, Big Nate, and laughing a lot.
Mark Parisi
Mark Parisi is the award-winning cartoonist of the long-running newspaper comic panel Off the Mark. Parisi has won Best Newspaper Panel Comic from the National Cartoonists Society four times and Best Greeting Cards once. More recently Parisi authored and illustrated the HarperCollins middle grade book series Marty Pants. Mark lives on the east coast of Massachusetts and is currently covered in cat hair.
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Marty Pants #2 - Mark Parisi
CHAPTER 0
getting ahead of myself
My life’s going downhill. Literally!
It’s the night of the full moon, and things are spinning out of control!
The people who laughed at me are now screaming and running. What they are witnessing will be talked about for generations!
How did I get in this hairy situation? Let me tell you how it started.
CHAPTER 1
every picture tells a story
I need to find a baby photo for the class yearbook. Even though I was a totally adorable baby, there don’t seem to be many pictures of me.
My sister, Erica, was born first. Here are her baby pictures.
Here are mine.
I guess that’s how it goes when you’re the second child. But once I’m a famous artist, my baby pictures will be like gold, and my parents will regret not having more.
Flipping through the box, I come across an old photo of me with my sister. Look how well we used to get along.
These days it’s a little different.
As if to make my point, Erica bursts into my room.
She knows how to make an entrance.
GET YOUR PSYCHO CAT OUT OF MY BACKPACK!
He’s just playing,
I tell her.
MAAAARTYYY!
Fine,
I say. Come here, Jerome!
Jerome leaps over to me, and I give him a stern talking-to.
Control your beast!
Erica snaps as she marches off to annoy someone else.
For some unexplained reason, Jerome really likes Erica’s backpack.*
Jerome’s my cat and best bud. He was given to me by a neighbor years ago.
For free. No strings attached.
I’m still not sure why she decided to be so generous.
I notice poor Jerome has some paper stuck in his claws.* He was digging through Erica’s backpack, so it must be from one of her school papers.
Like her A+ homework assignments. Or her A+ tests. Or her A+ projects. Or her A+ . . .
Wait.
I take a closer look and realize it isn’t from her schoolwork.
It’s from her DIARY!
I’ve only seen Erica’s diary from a distance, but I recognize the gold-trimmed page.
And diaries are only for one thing.
Should I read it? No.
Will I read it?
Of course I will.
I place the ripped diary fragment under my lamp to soak in some sinister sister secrets.
Those aren’t secrets! That’s just bragging! Erica doesn’t even know how to do a diary properly!
I’m ready to toss it out but notice there’s also something written on the other side.
CHAPTER 2
i am what we is
Huh? Erica’s writing secrets about me?! Without my permission?
We . . .
What could that mean?
What does she know about me? What am I that starts with we . . . ?
My mind runs through the possibilities.
I’m fairly confident I’m none of those. This leaves me with only one option. Read the rest of Erica’s diary!
How? Jerome got me part of it, right? He can get me the rest!
Jerome! Fetch Erica’s diary!
Jerome scampers out of the room, and he’s back in a flash. But he doesn’t quite get what I’m after.
He keeps trying.
After several more tries, I can tell my dad is starting to get annoyed.
I guess I need to steal her diary myself.
I’ll be patient and choose the exact perfect moment.
That moment is now.
CHAPTER 3
step by step, inch by inch
I sneak into Erica’s room dressed as a ninja. I see her clearly. She’s reading a book about werewolves, but she can’t see me because, like I said, I’m dressed as a ninja.
I inch closer to her backpack and . . .
My sister has keener senses than I anticipated. It appears she’s exceptionally skilled at noticing things, just like I am.
I slowly retreat backward out of the room. And shut the door!
she snaps.
This is going to be harder than I thought.
CHAPTER 4
drawing conclusions
Getting my hands on Erica’s diary will be a challenge, but I can’t give up.
Did Pablo Picasso give up when he failed anatomy?
Did Sandro Botticelli give up when he failed biology?
Did Walt Disney give up when he failed zoology?
No. They kept going against all odds. And that’s what I need to