Sometimes, a person just has to go straight to the source for answers in life, even when choosing to bypass the usual research methods. Of course, this is the result of partaking in the end of day libations and attempting to figure out the non-sensible. Wino Wisdoms is the finest in truisms and adult, bathroom, humor. However, take heed with this warning: do not try this it home--the process will hurt your head and trash a good buzz.