83 Clean Jokes that You Can Tell Everywhere
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Laughter is the best medicine - we all know it. But do we get chances to laugh often? I am afraid, NOT. In our busy life we are so preoccupied with so many things that we forget to laugh. Worse thing is that we not only stop laughing but also submerging in deep sorrowness. Some jokes can make us laugh! Some jokes can prove our humor! This book is your companion to help you laugh loudly - alone or with family - with your children and friends. These are clean jokes and I am sure you will not be able to stop laughing.
Start reading the book! Start laughing, enjoy your best moments with your friends and family.
Happy reading! Happy laughing!
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83 Clean Jokes that You Can Tell Everywhere - Sharon Walker
Preface
Laughter is the best medicine - we all know it. But do we get chances to laugh often? I am afraid, NOT. In our busy life we are so preoccupied with so many things that we forget to laugh. Worse thing is that we not only stop laughing but also submerging in deep sorrowness. Some jokes can make us laugh! Some jokes can prove our humor! This book is your companion to help you laugh loudly - alone or with family - with your children and friends. These are clean jokes and I am sure you will not be able to stop laughing.
Start reading the book! Start laughing, enjoy your best moments with your friends and family.
Happy reading! Happy laughing!
Sharon Walker
01
I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.
02
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
Now listen carefully,
he told the homeowner, I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on.
Ok, got it.
the homeowner replied. But whats that shotgun for?
If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla,
the man said, shoot the Chihuahua.
03
A man was relaxing with his evening paper, when there was a knock on the door. He opened it, and saw nobody, so he closed the door and went back to his paper. There was another knock, so he opened the door again. This time, he looked down and saw a small snail.
Mister, could you spare some change?
the snail said. The man