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    Greatest Geordie One-Liners

    By Ian Black

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    About this ebook

    Greatest Geordie One-Liners is the latest collection of the Geordies' knack for the casual insults, the sly digs, and the outright naked threats, culled from pubs and clubs Newcastle-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Hilarious, witty and full of sidesplitting quips, this book will make you cry with laughter and have you reciting quotes to everyone you meet. Just gan canny, though, you never know who will be listening!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBlack & White Publishing
    Release dateOct 3, 2013
    ISBN9781845028404
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    Greatest Geordie One-Liners
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    Ian Black

    The Revd Ian Black is Vicar of Peterborough, Canon Residentiary of Peterborough Cathedral and Rural Dean of Peterborough in the Church of England Diocese of Peterborough.

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