I Hate Christmas: A Manifesto for the Modern-day Scrooge
5/5
()
Currently unavailable
Currently unavailable
About this ebook
Does the sight of a house festooned in glowing coloured bulbs and a huge illuminated reindeer bring you out in a cold sweat? Or the does thought of eating turkey for days and days upon end make you groan inwardly? And what of the adorable little carol singers - does their out-of-tune wailing and screeching set your teeth on edge? And the oh-so-annoying Christmas albums constantly on play in every crowded shop you visit.the jumper-knitting relatives pouting to be kissed.the freezing, dark mornings that make you wish you could stay under the duvet forever.
If all these things make you want to either jump aboard the next plane to Timbuktu or stick your head in the oven along with the roast tatties, then this is the must-have survival book for you. Find comfort in the curmudgeonly anti-Christmas comments. Laugh at the ludicrous festive facts. And pity those about you that are taken in by the silly-season madness!
Read more from Daniel Blythe
X Marks the Box Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Emerald Greene and the Witch Stones Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to I Hate Christmas
Related ebooks
It's Christmas! Forty-eight Stories and Three One-act Plays Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIs Santa Claus Super? Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA London Country Diary: Mundane Happenings from the Secret Streets of the Capital Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Poems by Presidents: The First-Ever Anthology Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings1990s Childhood: From Bum Bags to Tamagotchis Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLyrics, Legends and Lore of Christmas Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe A-Z of Curious Suffolk: Strange Stories of Mysteries, Crimes and Eccentrics Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWomen in Long Island's Past: A History of Eminent Ladies and Everyday Lives Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHazard Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSanta Cruz Stories Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHenry Hocker Seltzer, Pennsylvania Dutch Teacher, Civil Servant, and Physician - Memories of 1856-1915 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCountry Matters: A Personal History of Swear Words Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGhosts of Berkshires Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Cup of Comfort Prayers and Stories for Christmas: Celebrating the joys and blessings of the season Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Book of Wind Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSpooky Little Book, (Little Book Series, #4) Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGrandparents Four Good Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Boogers and Boo-Daddies: The Best of Blair's Ghost Stories Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Complete Guide to Practically Perfect Grandparenting: Stories, Nursery Rhymes, Recipes, Games, Crafts and More Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsWitchcraft in America - The History & the Myth Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Christmas Carol The Parody Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAbraham Lincoln and Coles County, Illinois Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsUncomfortably Numb: A Grunt's Perspective on Suicide Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Scatalog: The #2 Bestseller! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRaisin' Cane in Appalachia Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsI'm So Happy It's Happy Hour: Sinfully Delicious Cocktails for Any Occasion Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Odd True Tales, Volume 2 Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Wicked Mobile Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings31 Tastes of Terror Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPrayers of a Teacher’s Heart: A Guide to Praying over Your Heart, Your Students, and Your School Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Humor & Satire For You
A Man Called Ove: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Love and Other Words Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Screwtape Letters Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mindful As F*ck: 100 Simple Exercises to Let That Sh*t Go! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Don't Panic: Douglas Adams & The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Will Judge You by Your Bookshelf Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5101 Fun Personality Quizzes: Who Are You . . . Really?! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Britt-Marie Was Here: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln: A Nutty Story About Edwin Booth and Boston Corbett Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Swamp Story: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever: Irreverent (and Slightly Vulgar) Activities for Adults Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The Soulmate Equation Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Anxious People: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Farrell Covington and the Limits of Style: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Big Swiss: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Maybe You Should Talk to Someone: the heartfelt, funny memoir by a New York Times bestselling therapist Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Go the F**k to Sleep Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5My Favorite Half-Night Stand Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything I Know About Love: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything Is F*cked: A Book About Hope Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer: A Novella Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5In a Holidaze Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Solutions and Other Problems Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for I Hate Christmas
1 rating1 review
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5One of the most entertaining books I've read for a while. :)