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    Fart Squad #6: Blast from the Past
    Fart Squad #6: Blast from the Past
    Fart Squad #6: Blast from the Past
    Ebook113 pages39 minutes

    Fart Squad #6: Blast from the Past

    By Seamus Pilger and Stephen Gilpin

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    It’s the sixth adventure from the crack of the crop, the wild at fart, the first in gas, the fart-astic four . . . the fearless FART SQUAD!

    Here ye, here ye, good sirs and ladies! The magnificent Fart Squad has arrived to pull ye olde Golden Scratcher from a stone as tough as buns of steel.

    The Fart Squad must travel back in time to rescue the Golden Scratcher before Harry Buttz can get his hands on it—and leave the world in an itchy mess. Can the heroes of Buttzville cut the cheese on his stinky plan and save history?

    This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and a butt-load of kid-perfect humor, young readers will be giggling from start to finish.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateApr 25, 2017
    ISBN9780062290564
    Fart Squad #6: Blast from the Past
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    Seamus Pilger

    Seamus Pilger is an award-winning fartologist and a burrito enthusiast. He first became interested in superfartabilities while studying the alternate forms of propulsion for space travel. While intergalactic gastroenterological propulsion failed, Seamus has made many discoveries in the fermentation of foods in humans. Seamus is a graduate at FRT. He is a lifelong vegetarian and lives on a bean farm in Minnesota.

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      Fart Squad #6 - Seamus Pilger

      Contents

      Chapter One

      Chapter Two

      Chapter Three

      Chapter Four

      Chapter Five

      Chapter Six

      Chapter Seven

      Chapter Eight

      Chapter Nine

      Chapter Ten

      Chapter Eleven

      Back Ad

      About the Author and Illustrator

      Credits

      Copyright

      About the Publisher

      CHAPTER ONE

      "Wakey, wakey, Mr. Stonkadopolis," a voice whispered.

      Darren Stonkadopolis could hardly open his eyes. Who’s that? he mumbled before reaching down the back of his pants to scratch himself. He scratched and scratched and furiously scratched some more, but instead of calming the raging itch in his butt, he only made things worse.

      "It is I, Harold Buttz, Senior. Owner of the Buttz Factory, Buttz Industries, Buttz Bakery, Buttz Office Supply, Buttz Savings and Loan, and two-thirds of everything else in Buttzville. Now WAKE UP, son! We’ve no time to waste!"

      Darren’s eyes popped wide open. Whoa! he shouted, realizing Harold Buttz’s face was hovering only an inch from his own. There was just enough light to make out his super-thick sideburns and his black fedora, with a long turquoise peacock feather sticking out from the side.

      Where am I? Darren wondered. And what’s Harold Buttz, the richest man in all of Buttzville, doing here?

      Darren quickly got up from the cot he’d been lying on. Now he could see that the rest of the Squad was asleep in cots next to his. But how did they all get there in the first place?

      I must apologize for my men’s slightly aggressive tactics, Mr. Buttz said.

      With that, the nightmarish details of the last twelve hours all came flooding back to Darren. The army of scary-looking men in black suits and sunglasses sneaking up on them. The frenzied, fart-powered retaliation. And finally, a stabbing feeling that came from behind and then: darkness.

      Slightly? Darren squawked. They took us down with tranquilizer darts!

      Well, that’s why I’m apologizing! Buttz barked. But I had to ensure your arrival by any means necessary. I need you and your friends to complete the most important mission in the history of Buttzville.

      Mission? Darren was still a little woozy. What kind of mission? And how do you know who I am, anyway?

      How do I know? Mr. Buttz snorted. I’m Harold R. Buttz, son. I know everything.

      Dude . . . Juan-Carlos Finkelstein sat up drowsily in his cot. Where are we? Normally, he would have chimed in with a bad joke, but he was focused on relieving his own raging itch by dragging himself across the floor in a seated position, like a Chihuahua that had just eaten chili.

      I, too, am baffled by this dim and unfamiliar location, Walter Turnip, the heaviest and most well-spoken Fart Squad member, added as he raked his behind with the fork he kept with him at all times in case of unexpected food opportunities.

      This is all so inappropriate. Tina Heiney sighed. She may have looked like an adorable little princess, but the stink of her silent-but-deadly farts was lethal.

      Linda! Mr. Buttz shouted into the darkness. Our young heroes are finally awake. Lights on!

      A loud ker-chunk echoed overhead as blinding floodlights suddenly whirred to life.

      Shielding his eyes from the bright lights, Darren looked around, and his mind was officially blown.

      The stone walls of the room stretched as far and as high as five school auditoriums. Half of the enormous hall looked like

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