Abraham Lincoln Goes to the Theatre
By Larry Tremblay and Chantal Bilodeau
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John Wilkes Booth assassinated Abraham Lincoln at Ford’s Theatre in Washington, D.C. Inside that theatre today, Ranger Powell of the U.S. Parks Service takes crowds of tourists, the curious and the ghoulish through a step-by-step description of the assassination. Underneath the box where Lincoln was shot, he describes the plot of the comedy Lincoln watched that night, Our American Cousin, as being “kind of like the Beverly Hillbillies.”
Scratch the surface of any story and underneath you will find layer upon layer of fiction masquerading as fact. The play’s main character, Mark Killman—a feared but much admired director—draws inspiration from Abraham Lincoln’s assassination to stage the schizophrenia of America. He hires two actors to play Laurel and Hardy. Both are to re-enact the assassination, while he himself plays the iconic role of Abraham Lincoln as a wax figure.
The script is frequently self-referential, building on each of these “retakes” with further allusions to itself, telling the same story many times over in different voices from different points of view. Tremblay quite explicitly stages elements of literary theory with this play, including references to Jean Baudrillard’s concept of the simulacra and the “desert of the real,” concepts first popularized by the movie The Matrix—the idea that in our post-modern world, the imitator has become more relevant than the imitated, and that the virtual worlds we construct are becoming more “real” to us than the real world.
Absurd, hilarious and haunting, Abraham Lincoln Goes to the Theatre is an unforgettable mystery that asks the question: How can we ever know who we are and what is true when the world we know is shifting beneath us? Its answer is simple: John Wilkes Booth was the first American star—the actor who kidnapped reality to transform it into theatre.
Cast of 3 men.
Larry Tremblay
Larry Tremblay is a writer, director, actor and specialist in Kathakali, an elaborate dance theatre form which he has studied on numerous trips to India. He has published more than twenty books as a playwright, poet, novelist and essayist, and he is one of Quebec’s most-produced and translated playwrights (his plays have been translated into twelve languages). The publication of Talking Bodies (Talonbooks, 2001) brought together four of his plays in English translation. He played the role of Léo in his own play Le Déclic du destin in many festivals in Brazil and Argentina. The play received a new production in Paris in 1999 and was highly successful at the Festival Off in Avignon in 2000. Thanks to an uninterrupted succession of new plays (Anatomy Lesson, Ogre, The Dragonfly of Chicoutimi, Les Mains bleues, Téléroman, among others) in production during the ’90s, Tremblay’s work continues to achieve international recognition. His plays, premiered for the most part in Montreal, have also been produced, often in translation, in Italy, France, Belgium, Mexico, Columbia, Brazil, Argentina and Scotland. In 2001, Le Ventriloque had three separate productions in Paris, Brussels and Montreal; it has since been translated into numerous languages. More recently, Tremblay collaborated with Welsh Canadian composer John Metcalf on a new opera: A Chair in Love, a concert version of which premiered in Montreal in April 2005. In 2006 he was awarded the Canada Council Victor Martyn Lynch-Staunton Award for his contribution to the theatre. He was a finalist in 2008 and 2011 for the Siminovitch Prize. One of Quebec’s most versatile writers, Tremblay currently teaches acting at l’École supérieure de théâtre de l’Université du Québec à Montréal.
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Abraham Lincoln Goes to the Theatre - Larry Tremblay
CHARACTERS
An actor dressed like LAUREL
An actor dressed like HARDY
An actor dressed like a wax figure of ABRAHAM LINCOLN
[ 1 ]
LAUREL
He said: I’m going to demand the impossible.
I didn’t believe him. At least not at first. He probably meant: It won’t be easy. You’ll often be sorry you started on this journey.
HARDY
He said: You’re going to hate me, cry it’s unfair. After work, you’ll have only one desire: To go to sleep to forget what a monster I am.
LAUREL
I can tell you one thing: After work, the three of us going for a drink never crossed our minds.
HARDY
With him, there was nothing but work. I don’t remember ever asking how he felt about terrorism, non-alcoholic beer, the fate of small nations—
LAUREL
—where he had learned his profession, if a school, a master or a book had been important for him. Or even a film, an event. It was all very …
HARDY
Very …
LAUREL
We couldn’t …
HARDY
We couldn’t love a man like him.
LAUREL
I never touched him.
HARDY
Why would you have touched him? Don’t mention that kind of detail.
LAUREL
A detail? Not at all. I don’t know if his hands were dry or sweaty.
HARDY
So?
LAUREL
It’s important. For me. That kind of detail.
HARDY
Keep going.
LAUREL
He had mastered the art of distance. Not for superiority. More as a tool.
HARDY
For perspective, too. You have to get distance to aim accurately.
LAUREL
At the first rehearsal, without saying hello, he opened a notebook. For … fifteen minutes?
HARDY
At least.
LAUREL
For fifteen minutes, he read to us. We didn’t understand a word, right?
HARDY
He was reading very fast. It was about the United States. The Civil War. Confederates, Yankees, slavery, Colonel So and So, General So and So, Abraham Lincoln, the lost children of America, the tragic destiny of America—
LAUREL
Yes, but we didn’t understand a word. Slam! He closed the notebook.
HARDY
Silence.
LAUREL
An incredible silence. It was coming from him.
HARDY
Yes, the silence was coming from him. Not from us.
LAUREL
Not from us. No. He had also mastered the art of silence—
HARDY
—and had the power to completely ignore you—
LAUREL
—only to discover you a second later as if he were giving birth to you.
HARDY
He had the gift of terror like others have the gift of healing.
LAUREL
I wanted to be him.
HARDY
Don’t say that.
LAUREL
Why not?
HARDY
You’re annoying.
LAUREL
Keep going.
HARDY
I’m too good to you.
LAUREL
Thank you. Keep going.
HARDY
Slam! He closed the notebook. Then silence. A long silence. How long?
LAUREL
Ten minutes.
HARDY
At least. He’s standing. Like this.
LAUREL
Yes, like that. His legs spread in a strange way. Then he shouts:
LAUREL & HARDY
What’s this smell? Don’t play dumb, I’m talking about you two! Turn around! Turn back! You’ve looked around, you can see the extent of the damages. No? Yes? Don’t both answer at the same time. So? What’s this smell? Can’t you smell what you two little persons are fabricating on the sly? Mean, ugly little persons. The smell of holiness, is that it?
LAUREL
I thought: Yes, that’s it. The smell of holiness. We’re two actors. We want to be the best. To escape dying of banality, we insist on being martyrs. We want people to gouge our eyes out with a spoon. To break our fingers with a nutcracker. To rip our skin with a cheese grater. To put on display, in the centre courts of large shopping malls, our greyish remains which exude an aroma of rose, lavender or pine depending on the season and the region.
HARDY
Don’t exaggerate.
LAUREL
That’s what I thought.
HARDY
You’ve got a screw loose.
LAUREL
You don’t agree?
HARDY
That’s not the point.
LAUREL
Do you know any actor who doesn’t want to be the best of his time? Do you? We’re all willing to be martyrs to achieve—
HARDY
OK. Fine. Let’s keep going.
LAUREL & HARDY
The smell of holiness. That’s it, right? Two actors willing to do anything for an experience! Willing to dive into an abyss of stupidity or plainly assassinate their progenitor. Am I right? Willing to castrate themselves if the play requires it. If I require it. Right, you puny half-witted mutts with droopy eyes? Ah! Do you know why I chose you out of thirty of your peers? Yes? No? Not a clue? Not even the faintest idea?
LAUREL
No. Why us? No. I don’t know. Yes, why the two of us? Yes, why did we agree to audition with thirty of