It Came From Beneath the Slush Pile
By Holly Lisle, Katharina Gerlach, Bill Bush and
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20 Kinds of Stupid: An Anthology of Idiot Heroes and Ridiculous Heroines
twenty fatally flawed flash stories by Holly Lisle and students
If there’s one thing more fun than writing awesome stories, it’s occasionally indulging in the worst excesses and writing awesomely bad stories. Holly Lisle and a group of her students put all of the most clichéd, badly formed, and just plain wrong techniques into as few words as they could, and gathered them together as a way of leading by (horrific) example and illustrating why sometimes, the rules really are there to help (and yes, run-on sentences are bad too).
For learning should always be fun.
This anthology contains stories by Holly Lisle, Bill Bush, Erica Damon, Danger Dave, DB Eldridge, Ava Fairhall, Peg Fisher, Katharina Gerlach, Gloria Hanlon, Madison Keller, K.V. Moffet, Ruth Sard, Laura Thurston, Tom Vetter
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It Came From Beneath the Slush Pile - Holly Lisle
Table of Contents
vignetteForeword
OFF by Holly Lisle
Jordan Williams by Bill Bush
The Snake Pit by Erica Damon
Johnsons's Power Fantasy by Danger Dave
The Thing That Almost Happened by DB Eldridge
Violet Orbs and a Chiselled Jaw by Ava Fairhall
Auburn Gold and Manly Musk by Ava Fairhall
Romancing the Stone Soup by Peg Fisher
Chaos in the Kitchen by Katharina Gerlach
Cookie Thief by Katharina Gerlach
Passion in the Tundra by Gloria Hanlon
The Stream of our Lives by Gloria Hanlon
Fired by Madison Keller
A House With No Name by K.V. Moffet
The King's Blade by Ruth Sard
The Evacuation by Laura Thurston
The Interrogation by Laura Thurston
The Fugawi Go Somewhere Else by Tom Vetter
Auto Erogenous by Tom Vetter
Well, DOOM It All Anyway by Committee
Invitation
Why We Took Holly's Courses
Bonus: Bad Advice for Aspiring Writers
Much Better Stories by Holly Lisle's Students
About Holly Lisle
About the Authors
About the Publisher
Copyright
It Came From Beneath the Slush Pile
20 Kinds of Stupid: An Anthology of Idiot Heroes and Ridiculous Heroines
fatally flawed flash stories by
Holly Lisle and Students
If you find this book helpful, you may pass it on under a CC license (no altering).
If there’s one thing more fun than writing awesome stories, it’s occasionally indulging in the worst excesses and writing awesomely bad stories. Holly Lisle and a group of her students put all of the most clichéd, badly formed, and just plain wrong techniques into as few words as they could, and gathered them together as a way of leading by (horrific) example and illustrating why sometimes, the rules really are there to help (and yes, run-on sentences are bad too).
For learning should always be fun.
Copyright 2016 Holly Lisle and Students
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Katharina GerlachForeword
4-word = word, word, word, word
No, we won't go into territory that silly. The stories in this anthology are meant to illuminate the importance of making your stories the best you can. We're highlighting clichés, stupid heroes, idiot heroines, flowery writing, lack of proofreading, lousy grammar, and plots with more holes than Swiss cheese.
But there's one thing all the examples in this book have in common: they still are stories. A story differs from other texts in subtle ways. For example, it has a story arc that connects the characters and conflicts. A text like this: Susie went to school. Tom bought a football. Elaine prepared lunch for the kids. is most definitely not a story.
After each story, its author will let you know its major faults (which are not always all the epic fails there are). If you really want to learn from this anthology, try spotting them first.
There are at least a few examples that seem good at first glance. Take Holly Lisle's story OFF as an example. If this were a scene from the murderer's point of view in a murder mystery, it would give a good glimpse at his/her deranged psyche. But since it is meant as a full story, there's a lot wrong with it. But that's normal and nothing to be afraid of.
I remember German bestselling author Andreas Eschbach saying that every author has to get rid of lot of bad writing before the good will emerge. So, allow yourself to write badly and learn how to spot places where you can improve, and then never stop improving.
Until then, enjoy the silliness in these pages.
signatureinitiator of the anthology, publisher, and forum moderator (and insanely fond of Oxford commas)
OFF
Holly Lisle
I wake in the morning, already depressed by the snoring, stinking bodies all around me. Booze bottles litter the room, needles are everywhere. I try to stand, but my head throbs. I try to remember, but nothing is there. I think I will know who I am soon, but if I don’t…
…No. I hear the elephant. The elephant is singing, and I walk toward the song, and the song is all about the children, and dancing. And there is a gun on the counter and a gun in my hand, and the sound of a shower is the sound of singing, the singing elephant, so I go toward it and I shoot I shoot I shoot and the elephant falls in a sea of red and water and the song is not about children anymore.
Carrots in the kitchen. Carrots, which are the devil, and which are dangerous, and I drop the gun and hold the carrot, and stab around me at the sleeping snoring bodies and wonder at the color as they turn into carrots too. Carrot stew. Carrots to carrot stew.
Street cars all gone leaves on the tree have faces and eat each other and in the midst of eating, puke, and I laugh at the puke because it is the perfect picture of who I am what I am what I will become. All day is night and and all life is death and the street cars far below were eaten by giant bugs eating each other and finishing each other's thoughts and the world must end must end must end…
…I wake in the darkness and the elephant is not singing, and the bodies are not snoring, and the carrot in my hand tells me that I must eat it eat it eat it and