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Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids
Di Rob Elliott e Gearbox
Azioni libro
Inizia a leggere- Editore:
- HarperCollins
- Pubblicato:
- Sep 20, 2016
- ISBN:
- 9780062497925
- Formato:
- Libro
Descrizione
The bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of hundreds of Christmas- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school.
The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between. This Christmas collection is a must-have for your little comedian!
Q: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? A: Because they’re shellfish!
If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages!
Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."
Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!
Informazioni sul libro
Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids
Di Rob Elliott e Gearbox
Descrizione
The bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of hundreds of Christmas- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school.
The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between. This Christmas collection is a must-have for your little comedian!
Q: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? A: Because they’re shellfish!
If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages!
Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere."
Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!
- Editore:
- HarperCollins
- Pubblicato:
- Sep 20, 2016
- ISBN:
- 9780062497925
- Formato:
- Libro
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Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids - Rob Elliott
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Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A: Quit hanging around.
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Brrrr-itos
Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In a snowbank
Q: What is a Christmas tree’s least favorite month of the year?
A: Sep-timber
Q: What do you get when you mix a dog with a snowflake?
A: Frostbite
Q: Why did Santa feel bad about himself?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.
Q: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents?
A: Because they’re shellfish.
Q: What do you call a cat who gives you presents?
A: Santa Paws
Q: What did Frosty wear to the wedding?
A: His snowsuit
Q: What is Jack Frost’s favorite movie?
A: The Blizzard of Oz
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas tell me what you’re giving me for Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norway.
Norway who?
There is Norway I’m kissing anybody under the mistletoe!
Q: What is the coldest month of the year?
A: Decemb-rrrrr
Q: What is a tiger’s favorite Christmas song?
A: Jungle Bells
Q: Why was Santa dressed up?
A: Because he was going to the snowball.
Q: Why do snowmen always change their minds?
A: Because they’re flaky!
Q: Where do elves go to vote?
A: The North Poll
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs at Christmastime?
A: From the three French hens
Q: What does Santa give Rudolph when he has bad breath?
A: Orna-mints
Q: What do snowmen wear on their feet?
A: Snowshoes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Q: Who brings Christmas presents to a shark?
A: Santa Jaws
Q: What’s a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
A: Ice Krispies
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo sit on Santa’s lap first, then I’ll go second.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dubai.
Dubai who?
I’m off Dubai some Christmas presents for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
You butter watch out. You butter not cry. You butter not pout I’m telling you why . . . .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf finish wrapping the presents right away!
Q: What always falls at Christmas but never gets hurt?
A: Snow!
Santa: Elf, I have something to tell you.
Elf: I’m all
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