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    Trumpilius J. Caesar
    Trumpilius J. Caesar
    Trumpilius J. Caesar
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    Trumpilius J. Caesar

    By Marty Kirby

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    When Trumpilius J. Caesar wins the Floridia primary, opponents scoff at his presidential aspirations.

    But when he wins the Estabule Party presidential nomination, his exotic second wife, Melaneril, hatches a plan to eliminate the orange-faced lout, and influence his running mate, McCainnius, with foreign policy ideas that further her personal goals.

    Trumpilius' son, Sandavius, is searching for the murderers of his biological mother, Biana, and scorns the thought of accepting Melaneril as his new mother.

    McCainnius is an Americus senator and war hero who just wants to do the right thing. He disagrees with Trumpilius' policies, but accepts the running mate position because he believes in the Estabule values set down by legendary President Ronius Ceagan.

    Clintonbras is the Democule Party's presidential nominee. She hopes to continue the policies of Obamprey, but also intensify his military campaigns.

    In the shadows, the Libertarinus Party is growing as Americus citizens feel betrayed by both the Estabules and the Democules.

    Chock-full of conspiracy and double-crosses, Trumpilius J. Caesar is a five-act play that examines the pain and pressure of modern politics.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMarty Kirby
    Release dateJun 9, 2016
    ISBN9781310554490
    Trumpilius J. Caesar
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    Marty Kirby

    Marty Kirby is an American patriot.Contact him: trumpiliusjcaesar@gmail.comIf you want to support the author so that he can continue to produce free books, consider buying the Amazon Kindle or Amazon book version of Trumpilius J. Caesar:https://www.amazon.com/Trumpilius-J-Caesar-Marty-Kirby-ebook/dp/B01GLMERH2/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1465580242&sr=8-1

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      Trumpilius J. Caesar - Marty Kirby

      Trumpilius J. Caesar

      A Play by Marty Kirby

      Copyright © 2016 by Marty Kirby

      All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the author except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.

      First Printing, 2016

      Distributed by Smashwords

      Table of Contents

      A Note On the Text

      Cast of Characters

      Act I

      Scene 1 - Floridia, a street.

      Scene 2 - Ohius, backstage at a Trumpilius rally.

      Scene 3 - Clevelandia, a street.

      Scene 4 - Clevelandia, a street. Rain.

      Act II

      Scene 1 - Phoenixus, McCainnius’ residence.

      Scene 2 - New Yorkus, Trumpilius’ penthouse apartment in Trumpilius Tower.

      Scene 3 -Phoenixus, McCainnius’ residence.

      Act III

      Scene 1 - Phoenixus, banquet hall.

      Scene 2 - New Yorkus, Broadwaus Theatre.

      Scene 3 - New Yorkus, Sandavius’ hotel room.

      Act IV

      Scene 1 - New Yorkus, courtroom.

      Scene 2 - New Yorkus, outside the courthouse.

      Scene 3 - New Yorkus, strategy room in Trumpilius Tower.

      Act V

      Scene 1 - Phoenixus, graveyard.

      Scene 2 - New Yorkus, Trumpilius’ private room in Trumpilius Tower.

      Scene 3 - Romington, Trumpilius’ campaign room.Background Information on Marty Kirby.

      About the Author

      Trumpilius J. Caesar is intended to be read with one’s tongue firmly planted in their cheek.

      - Marty Kirby, 2016

      In Order of Affiliated and Unaffiliated Party Members.

      The Estabule Party (The GOE)

      Trumpilius J. Caesar - A self-styled rich, argumentative Estabule running for the GOE presidential nomination in the 58th quadrennial United Empire of Americus presidential election

      Melaneril - Trumpilius’ second wife

      Senator McCainnius - A war hero and Americus senator

      Majority Leader Mitchium and Speaker Ryanium - High-level Estabules repulsed by the threat of Trumpilius

      Ronius Ceagan - The 40th President of the United Empire of Americus

      Lewandowsks - Trumpilius’ campaign manager

      The Democule Party

      Clintonbras - A well-connected Democule running for her party’s presidential nomination in the 58th quadrennial United Empire of Americus presidential election

      Obamprey - The 44th President of the United Empire of Americus

      Sandavius - Trumpilius’ troubled son

      Naderatio - Sandavius’ oldest friend and confidant

      Clivien the Rancher and Josephus the Plumber - Americus citizens infatuated with Trumpilius’ presidential campaign

      Biana’s Ghost - Trumpilius’ dead first wife

      Boehnerus - A childhood friend of Sandavius

      Lucia - Wife of McCainnius

      Objectivist - Mysterious individual who distributes drugs

      Diego - McCainnius’ servant

      Syranus Actors - A troupe of actors sponsored by Sandavius

      ACT I, SCENE 1

      Floridia, a street.

      [Enter MITCHIUM and RYANIUM. CLIVIEN, JOSEPHUS, and other commoners cross the stage in a jubilant mood before stopping.]

      Ryanium:

      Thugs! Get home! You are betraying the party of Ronius Ceagan. Your hero preys on prejudice. You’re treating his Floridia win like a holiday? This primary is a mockery of the system. [Addressing one of the group members.] What is your job?

      Josephus:

      I run a plumbing company that makes thousands of dollars a year.

      Mitchium:

      Then where is your plunger? Why are you wearing expensive clothes? Are you looking to fill an empty Supreme Court seat? And you, over there, what’s your job?

      Clivien:

      I am a humble rancher.

      Mitchium:

      Your land dues, sir, do you pay them?

      Clivien:

      What’s due to me shall come when patriots are not questioned like terrorists, but instead celebrated as concerned citizens. The people need to use the land without fear.

      Mitchium:

      We despise Obamprey’s eight-year experiment in big government just like you. We embrace free enterprise, but request small dues.

      Clivien:

      Leave us to our celebration of the fine man who captured our hearts today.

      Mitchium:

      You mean to not pay your ranching land dues then, is that right?

      Clivien:

      Americus needs a patriot who understands me. Is it due time for the Mexos to be taking our jobs? I’ve wondered if we are due to make Americus great again.

      Mitchium:

      We have our priorities right. Why haven’t you prioritized your ranching duties above leading these men through the streets?

      Clivien:

      We come to speak on behalf of people who love freedom, land, and wildlife. Concerned citizens make a holiday to see Trumpilius. We know he will win the Estabule nomination.

      Ryanium:

      Know? His victories pale in comparison to what a president must endure. Which honorable senators follow him to Romington? Which Empires has he actually intimidated into paying for the great wall that he promises? Your man will not implement the Ceagan conservative agenda needed in today’s dangerous world. Do you not remember the glory of Ronius Ceagan? So many times you waited for hours in convention centers, fields, and streets with babies on your back, you sat there waiting to see the great Ceagan ride through the streets of Romington. And when you caught a glimpse of his Cadillac, didn’t you cheer so loudly that the echo shook the Mississippi river? And now you put on your best clothes and place decorations for one so far beneath him? We’re one presidency away from losing control and you act like it’s a holiday. Be gone from my sight.

      Mitchium:

      Go, fellow Americusins. Pray and see your errors - you do not want to be responsible for another terrorist attack at home.

      [Exeunt the commoners.]

      There they go so guilty about insulting Americus. Honestly, there must still be a way to drop Trumpilius like a hot rock. You go down that way toward the square where he spoke, and I’ll go over there. Take down all putrid decorations honoring the buffoon.

      Ryanium:

      I shall. Yet, should

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