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    When a Monster Moves into Your Washing Machine
    When a Monster Moves into Your Washing Machine
    When a Monster Moves into Your Washing Machine
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    When a Monster Moves into Your Washing Machine

    By Neil Carr

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    What would YOU do if a monster moved into YOUR family’s washing machine?

    And not the garden-variety snake or lizard either . . .

    Nope, an eight-legged, purple creature from unknown depths that has rendered clean clothes impossible and apparently has no intention of ever leaving.

    Step inside for a whimsical tale that culminates in an unlikely collaboration by two young siblings. Laugh along as they attempt to solve one family’s sudden and unfortunate laundry dilemma in the most outrageous way imaginable.

    Then stick around for a BONUS STORY from this new author who is sure to become a favorite of kids everywhere.

     

    LanguageEnglish
    Publisherthewordverve inc
    Release dateJun 6, 2016
    ISBN9781941251706
    When a Monster Moves into Your Washing Machine
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    Neil Carr

    Neil Carr is a Professor in the Department of Tourism, University of Otago, New Zealand. His research focuses on issues of rights, welfare, and freedom within tourism and leisure experiences; with a particular emphasis on children and families, sex and animals (especially dogs). The brains behind the wonky façade of Neil belong to Sarah and Ebony (and before her Gypsy and Snuffie). 

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