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    Christmas Jokes BUNDLE BOOK for Children
    Christmas Jokes BUNDLE BOOK for Children
    Christmas Jokes BUNDLE BOOK for Children
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    Christmas Jokes BUNDLE BOOK for Children

    By Aunt Lily

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    Christmas Jokes BUNDLE BOOK for Children ~ SPECIAL OFFER: 3 BOOKS IN 1

    Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children for any season.

    Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.

    This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

    This funny joke book is full of funny jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

    Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the laughter recipe today!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAunt Lily
    Release dateFeb 5, 2016
    ISBN9788892550780
    Christmas Jokes BUNDLE BOOK for Children

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      Christmas Jokes BUNDLE BOOK for Children - Aunt Lily

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      CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

      (Book 1)

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      A cracking collection of hilarious jokes to keep you chuckling not just during Christmas and the festive period, but the whole year round.

      How does Luis Suarez like his Christmas dinner?

      Bite-sized.

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      What do the royal family play at Christmas instead of musical chairs?

      Game of Thrones.

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      What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

      Get out of my face.

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      Why is Christmas a busy time for David Cameron?

      He's got two parties to organise.

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      What's the difference between Bono and Santa?

      Santa gives you things you want.

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      Why are snowmen rubbish at cricket?

      They're always bowling snow-balls.

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      I got a Ukip advent calendar this year...

      It's rubbish, all the doors keep slamming shut.

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      What do ghosts eat at Christmas?

      Ghoulash

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      Why do birds fly south for the winter?

      Because it’s too far to walk

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      Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they’re flying?

      Because they’d quack up

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      What is Santa’s favorite pizza?

      One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even

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      What do you call somebody that is frightened of Santa?

      Claustrophobic

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      What athlete is the warmest at Christmas?

      A long jumper

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      What’s E.T. short for?

      Because he’s only got little legs

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      What says ‘Oh-Oh-Oh’?

      Santa walking backwards

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      Why did the snowman come first at the Winter Olympics?

      There was snow competition

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      Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?

      Because of his poor elf

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      What's the best Christmas present you could get?

      A broken drum, you just can’t beat it

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      What award goes to designers of doorknockers?

      A no bell prize

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      How do you know Santa’s real?

      He’s from the grotto

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      How can you tell if Santa is a werewolf?

      He has Santa Claws

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      What do you get if you cross a lion with snow?

      Frostbite

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      What do elves learn at school?

      The elf-abet

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      How do you get rid of a boomerang?

      Throw it down a one-way street

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      What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

      A

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