The Elephant Talks to God
By Dale Estey
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The Elephant Talks to God is an endearing collection of whimsical tales in which a young elephant forages for answers to that age-old existential puzzle: What is the meaning of life? In this new edition of Dale Estey's best-selling book, this pachyderm philosopher asks questions and God answers — sometimes cryptically, sometimes humorously but always with love and patience.
The answers unfold in a series of conversations between this humble, though occasionally impertinent, beast and the Almighty. The free-ranging exchanges between the two include contributions from popes, missionaries and various monkeys, birds and insects. This sweet, sometimes satirical, and occasionally moving story will appeal to readers of all ages. The book includes most of the original stories from the popular 1989 collection as well as many new ones.
Original, fresh and unsentimental, The Elephant Talks to God belongs on the bookshelves of anyone who, just like the inquisitive elephant, has ever wondered about life, love and the true nature of happiness.
Dale Estey
Dale Estey is a writer, teacher, arts activist, and the author of two other works of fiction, the popular fantasy thrillers The Bonner Deception and A Lost Tale. Estey's broad scope ranges from the fantasy setting of unicorns and druids in the A Lost Tale trilogy to the 9/11 destruction of New York. He has filled in the missing diaries of Franz Kafka, recounted the first person dementia of a serial killer, explored the outrageous lifestyle of the famous, and listened in while an elephant and God converse. He is currently working on the saga of a family of onion farmers, from Third century Italy to the present day. Dale Estey has lived in Fredericton and Saint John, New Brunswick, and now makes his home in Antigonish, Nova Scotia. Estey prefers to travel by train, but has embraced the computer age with a passion. He is currently on the hunt for unique onion recipes.
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The Elephant Talks to God - Dale Estey
The Elephant Talks to God
The Elephant Talks to God
Dale Estey
Copyright © Dale Estey, 2006.
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Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication
Estey, Dale
The elephant talks to God / Dale Estey.
First published: 1989.
ISBN 0-86492-459-3
1. Theology — Fiction. 2. Faith — Fiction. 3. Religion — Fiction.
I. Title.
PS8559.S74E6 2006 C813′.54 C2006-903467-2
Goose Lane Editions acknowledges the financial support of the Canada Council for the Arts, the Government of Canada through the Book Publishing Industry Development Program (BPIDP), and the New Brunswick Department of Wellness, Culture and Sport for its publishing activities.
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To she who must be obeyed — and thus must be
perpetually disappointed. How are ya now?
Contents
Not Profound
A Woman from China
Questions & Answers
Oh, to Follow
Yin & Yang
Filling Faith
Love
Jealousy
You Cannot Lose Your Soul
Thoughts Have Life
Wisdom
Christmas at the Mission
Why Do We Have Memories?
Live is an Active Verb
Butterfly Power
Take the Hint
A Small Elephant
Change of Environment
El Elefante
It’s Like Eyelashes
Fishing
Pots o’ Clay
Only I
Dancing With the Wind
Humble Neither in Might Nor Main
How Close?
The Death Procession
No Dynasty
The Ant’s Point of View
Staring at the Stars
Explain Fish to Me
Why is There Life?
God’s Place
Not Profound
The elephant decided it was time to have a talk with God. He had been troubled for weeks, and he wasn’t feeling any more assured, even at the new watering hole. He walked away from the rest of the herd and went through the jungle for half a day until he came to a large clearing filled with tall grass. He ate for an hour, then raised his head and trumpeted. Nothing happened, so he trumpeted again.
I heard you,
said the voice from the sky.
Sorry.
That’s all right. I was with another elephant.
A cloud hovered more closely over his head. What seems to be wrong?
The elephant took his time and recited all his questions and problems fully.
It’s all in the Bible,
said God.
I can’t read,
answered the elephant.
That’s not up to me,
said God, and the cloud started moving away.
That’s it?
asked the elephant. It’s not up to you.
Sorry,
said God.
That’s not very profound!
shouted the elephant at the disappearing cloud.
You’re only an elephant,
answered God.
A Woman from China
The elephant was happy.
He moved his ears and sprayed water behind them. He grabbed trunkfuls of mud and threw them along his body. He closed his eyes and stuck his head under the river’s surface, then slowly flopped over and settled on his side, stirring up currents which raced to the other shore. He blew bubbles and opened his eyes to see them break against his toenails. He wiggled his tail and scared a fish.
Give me a squirt, will you?
The voice alarmed the elephant, and he inhaled when he should not have. He struggled to his feet, coughing.
You’re too easily startled,
the voice came nearer. Here, I’ll help.
The elephant felt a light touch on his back, and the coughing stopped.
Thanks.
The elephant looked around. Where are you?
I’m everywhere,
said God.
I wasn’t expecting you,
said the elephant.
Nobody does,
answered the voice.
I’m sorry. I’ve forgotten what you wanted,
the elephant continued to peer around him.
I’m over here.
The elephant looked to his left and saw a huge boulder.
And what I wanted was to get sprayed with water.
The elephant lumbered over to the boulder, took a large drink of water, and soaked the grey stone thoroughly.
Thanks,
said the boulder.
You could have called up a hurricane,
said the elephant.
It means more coming from you.
I liked you better as a cloud.
I’m everything,
answered God. Being repetitive is a waste.
Can you explain that to me?
The elephant sat down by the boulder. I mean, being everything and everywhere.
Not really. It’s a lot like being able to think. Your body can be in the jungle, yet you can imagine a waterhole or the grasslands — many things at once. That’s what I am.
Have you ever been understood?
asked the elephant.
Yes … once. About seven hundred years ago. A woman in Shansi Province in China actually figured it all out.
What happened?
Nothing. She wisely kept it to herself.
The elephant hesitated, then settled more comfortably against the boulder. He felt very content gazing at the blue sky and enjoying the coolness of the water.
God?
Yes.
Thanks for mud.
Questions & Answers
The elephant grunted, yet the world slept on. The stars kept their steady gaze upon the slumbering herd, and the darkened jungle murmured with its night sounds. The elephant gave a dissatisfied twitch of his trunk and finally rose to his feet. Taking care not to nudge any of his slumbering neighbours, he walked to the river and took a deep drink of water. When he raised his head and shook some final drops from his trunk, he noticed a fluorescent nimbus floating over to the rushing current.
How did you know?
asked the elephant.
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