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    Satyrday Afternoon (Book 2 of "The Satyr Saga")
    Satyrday Afternoon (Book 2 of "The Satyr Saga")
    Satyrday Afternoon (Book 2 of "The Satyr Saga")
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    Satyrday Afternoon (Book 2 of "The Satyr Saga")

    By Alana Church

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    Owen Howard has had an interesting morning. After years of failure, he has scored with his boss and long-time crush, Anaya Ansari, banging each other in the office of Mama Juliana's Pizzeria like something out of The Kama Sutra.

    But Anaya is not the only woman on whom Owen is having a strange, otherworldly effect. As Owen goes about his day, odd events swirl around him. His mother and his sister are being drawn into his wake. And what role will a former high-school flame and a mysterious older woman play during this hot and steamy "Satyrday Afternoon?"

    ~~~~~ PG Excerpt ~~~~~

    He pulled into the driveway of his first stop and rang the doorbell. Hearing nothing, he pulled open the screen door and knocked firmly. He heard hurrying steps from inside, and the door was pulled open abruptly.

    A handsome woman, nearly as tall as he was, stood in front of him. Around the same age as his mother, she wore an expensive skirt that dropped below her knees and a loose, comfortable blouse. Her lips were pressed together tightly as she looked at him.

    “My husband's asleep,” she said softly, “He's the one who ordered the food. Come in, but please be quiet. I don't want to wake him up.”

    Moving carefully, Owen entered the house, sighing in relief at the feel of the air-conditioning, comfortably pleasant on his skin. As he walked through the family room, a big-screen TV was showing a baseball game. On a couch, a fat man in a White Sox t-shirt was sitting, head slumped back, snores whistling from his slack mouth. He was unshaven, and a litter of beer cans sat on the table in front of him. He followed the woman into the kitchen, where she turned abruptly, frowning.

    “His wallet's in his pants, and I'm not going to wake the fat slob up,” she said, her deep voice harsh with dislike. “Come into my office and I'll write you a check.”

    Owen followed her through a series of well-decorated rooms. His eyes fell to her sexy backside as her pace slowed and her hips began to sway to a seductive beat. In his pants, his arousal itched fiercely. He scratched it, and it immediately began to swell with heat.

    Oh, God, he thought. I don't need this. Please don't let her notice my boner. As he entered the office, he dropped the bag in front of his groin, desperately trying to hide his erection.

    “You are a good-looking young man,” the woman said, eyeing him speculatively. “What's your name, honey?”

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBoruma Publishing, LLC
    Release dateSep 7, 2015
    ISBN9781311119636
    Satyrday Afternoon (Book 2 of "The Satyr Saga")
    Author

    Alana Church

    Born and raised in Illinois, Alana attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, graduating with a degree in Education in 1994. She soon found out that the teaching life was not for her, and after a series of adventures has settled down in the Chicago suburbs, where she works for a telecommunications company.Alana lives alone, surrounded by books, pictures, a pile of story ideas, and a turtle named Pedro.

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      Satyrday Afternoon (Book 2 of "The Satyr Saga") - Alana Church

      Satyrday Afternoon

      Book 2 of The Satyr Saga

      By Alana Church

      Copyright 2015 Alana Church

      == || < > || ==

      ~~ All characters in this book are 18 or over. ~~

      == || < > || ==

      Owen Howard's mind whirled. After months of enforced celibacy, he had just engaged in mind-bending sex with the one person who he never expected to go to bed with, his boss and long-time crush, Anaya Ansari.

      Not that they ever got to a bed, of course. They had made love in the tiny office of Mama Juliana's Pizzeria right before the day shift started, screwing in a chair like something out of The Kama Sutra.

      Making love seemed a thin and weak way to put it, though. The passion which had sprung up between them, full grown like a phoenix rising from its own ashes, had been almost elemental in its fiery heat. Even now he had to convince himself that it had really happened, and wasn't some sort of bizarre daydream.

      He glanced over at Anaya, spooning sauce onto a crust on the prep line as he bagged his first run of the day. She looked back at him, smiling in memory, her eyes hot with the promise of more to come.

      Something strange is going on. He gripped the copper bracelet which the strange woman, Phoebe, had given him the night before. Ever since he met her, the women in his life had been acting strangely. His mother, Isabel, had unzipped her pants and touched herself in front of him the night before, and this morning had not only spoken alarmingly frankly about her sex life with his long-dead father, but had seemed to be on the verge of trying to make out with him before he had left for work.

      He snorted at himself. Delusional much, Owen? Mama finally opens up a little bit to you, and you manage to score with Anaya, and you think that some tacky-ass bracelet is having an effect on them? Get a grip. He clocked out his run and left the store.

      For some reason, the thought of taking off the bracelet never crossed his mind.

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      "Get out, and stay out!" Samara Howard shouted, shoving her former boyfriend out the door. She stormed back into her apartment and made a quick scan of the premises. Grabbing Charlie's overnight bag, she tossed his stuff into it. Toothbrush, mouthwash, hair product, cologne, more hair product, the spare clothes he had left behind at one time or another, shoes...

      She opened the door

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