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Looney Limericks - Dover Publications
Looney Limericks
Selected and Edited by
FRANK JACOBS
Illustrated by
LARRY DASTE
DOVER PUBLICATIONS, INC.
Mineola, New York
Copyright
Copyright © 1999 by Dover Publications, Inc.
All rights reserved.
Bibliographical Note
Looney Limericks is a new work, first published by Dover Publications, Inc., in 1999.
International Standard Book Number: 0-486-40615-6
Manufactured in the United States by Courier Corporation 40615602
www.doverpublications.com
What’s a Limerick?
What’s a limerick? It’s a five-line poem that tells you a quick story all in rhyme.
If you’ve never seen one, then you’re in for a treat. Limericks are fun to read, easy to memorize, and great to share with your friends.
Here are sixty limericks—some old, some new, but all of them chosen for their looniness. They probably won’t change your life, although—
There once was a man mean