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    I Hate Homework - Zany School Years
    I Hate Homework - Zany School Years
    I Hate Homework - Zany School Years
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    I Hate Homework - Zany School Years

    By B.D. Knight

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    Cody Turner is a typical kid who, along with his friends, is entering intermediate school. Right off the bat Cody lets you know he is not a wimpy kid and he is not writing a diary. His escapades prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is anything but wimpy. 

    He and his friends find the step up from grade school to middle school to be more than they expected. 

    First and probably worse is with more teachers comes more homework. As Cody says, "I know people say I tend to exaggerate but seriously. We get tons of homework." 

    They also find out some kids who are in sixth grade like to bully the new fifth graders. Cody has his own way of dealing with that. 

    Then there are girls. When you bring girls into the equation things might get a little testy between friends. Cody says "What the heck. We were only eleven. We never had these kinds of problems before. I didn't think girl problems would creep in until at least junior high. I mean I like girls and all but we’re kinda young to date or anything." 

    Kids of all ages will relate to what Cody feels.  Plenty of hilarious drawings.
     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherB.D. Knight
    Release dateJan 7, 2015
    ISBN9781513083667
    I Hate Homework - Zany School Years
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      I Hate Homework - Zany School Years - B.D. Knight

      I Hate Homework!

      Zany School Years

      B.D. Knight

      http://www.storybookland.net

      Copyright © 2014 by B.D. Knight

      All rights reserved worldwide.

      No part of this publication may be replicated, redistributed, or given away in any form without the prior written consent of the author/publisher or the terms relayed to you herein.

      This work is fiction and comes from the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental. No comic characters have been injured in the writing of this book.

      This book is written for entertainment purposes only.

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      My name is Cody Turner and I am not a wimpy kid and this is not another freaking diary. I repeat. I’m not a wimpy kid. I don’t hate being in intermediate school, either. I’m no dummy. If we didn’t go to school we wouldn’t know squat. It is what it is.

      Don’t get the wrong impression that since I’m fine with going to school I’m a nerd because nothing could be further from the truth. I play ball and ride bikes with my friends and fish and hunt with my grandpa.

      This is a picture of me. I’m a pretty good looking guy, huh?

      My friends and I jump ramps with our bikes and nerds don’t do that. You can get seriously hurt. I like jumping ramps in the snow, too. What wimpy kid does that?

      I remember one day when I was seven my grandpa took me to a big hill. It’s on a golf course and there’s a sign that says No Sledding but everyone always goes there anyway.

      At the bottom of the hill is a little shed with benches in it for golfers to stop and take a break or get out of the rain.

      I ride a snowboard but not always standing up. I like to kneel on it and fly down the hill and jump ramps. I can get good air. On this day there weren’t any ramps so I had to find something else dangerous to do.

      I kneeled down on my snowboard and headed towards the shed. I was flying down the hill and the opening was pretty small.

      I thought sure I was gonna slam into the building but I managed to go into the opening.

      That wasn’t so good. I was going real fast and slammed into one of the benches. Oh man. There were stars everywhere. My grandpa told me later that everyone on the hill was watching me head towards the shed and were worrying I was going too fast.

      A kid came running in to check on me.

      You okay, dude? he asked. You don’t look so good.

      I don’t know. That hurt pretty bad.

      You’re bleeding. I’ll go get someone to help.

      Nah, I can make it.

      I staggered out and up the hill and my grandpa met me partway up.

      You alright, Cody? You flew in there. You’re bleeding.

      I ran into a bench. I need to rest.

      He helped me to the top of the hill and everyone came around to see if I was alright and to give me high fives, which was kinda cool. I hurt so much though that I told my grandpa I wanted to go home. Our car was at the bottom of the hill across the street in a gas station.

      My grandpa started to say something and I jumped on my snowboard and headed down the hill. He caught up to me at the bottom and said he had figured we’d walk down the hill since I was all beat up but I really wanted to get home and have some hot chocolate.

      I think I’ve proved I ain’t no wimpy kid, right? I’m lucky I didn’t kill myself though. I’ve never ridden into that shed like that again.

      Anyway, grownups always complain that kids nowadays are always playing video games or surfing the web and that they need to get outside and be active.

      Did I not just say I do all that?

      Yes I play video games from time to time. I mean no one can be active all the time. But most of my time is spent playing or doing something.

      I did have to take a couple weeks this past summer to recover from an accident, though, so I played more video games than usual.

      I was out riding my scooter and I hit a rock. The scooter stopped and I flew into the handles and then over them. My thumb hurt. I told my mom I thought I broke my thumb but she thought I just had a strain. Finally after a couple days she took me to the doctor. It was fractured and he put a cast on my arm.

      A big cast for a stupid thumb fracture.

      From Cody’s Mom: Cody tends to exaggerate.

      Mom! How in the heck did you . . . Whatever. I may have exaggerated in the picture but it was a cast up to my elbow. Luckily my grandpa was able to find a special sleeve that I could put on it so I could play in the waves during our summer vacation

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