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My Weird School Special: Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!
Di Dan Gutman e Jim Paillot
Azioni libro
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- HarperCollins
- Pubblicato:
- Dec 23, 2014
- ISBN:
- 9780062284051
- Formato:
- Libro
Descrizione
With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
It's the week of Valentine's Day, and A.J.'s class is getting a foreign exchange student! His name is Pierre, and he's from France. But what happens when Pierre challenges A.J. to a duel (or at least a thumb war) over Andrea? One thing's for sure: when L-O-V-E comes to Ella Mentry, it spells the weirdest Valentine's Day story in the history of the world!
Bestselling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this special series of after-school, holiday-themed chapter books featuring hilarious stories and thirty-two pages of games, puzzles, and more. This is one weird Valentine’s Day special you won’t want to miss!
Informazioni sul libro
My Weird School Special: Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!
Di Dan Gutman e Jim Paillot
Descrizione
With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
It's the week of Valentine's Day, and A.J.'s class is getting a foreign exchange student! His name is Pierre, and he's from France. But what happens when Pierre challenges A.J. to a duel (or at least a thumb war) over Andrea? One thing's for sure: when L-O-V-E comes to Ella Mentry, it spells the weirdest Valentine's Day story in the history of the world!
Bestselling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this special series of after-school, holiday-themed chapter books featuring hilarious stories and thirty-two pages of games, puzzles, and more. This is one weird Valentine’s Day special you won’t want to miss!
- Editore:
- HarperCollins
- Pubblicato:
- Dec 23, 2014
- ISBN:
- 9780062284051
- Formato:
- Libro
Informazioni sull'autore
Correlati a My Weird School Special
Anteprima del libro
My Weird School Special - Dan Gutman
Dedication
To Emma
Contents
Dedication
1. Word of the Week
2. His Name Is Pierre
3. A Teachable Moment
4. Lunch with Pee Air
5. Girls Are Weird
6. The Greatest Idea in the History of the World
7. Pee Air Is Out of Control
8. This Means War
9. Rules for Duels
10. The Truth about Pee Air
11. A Special Valentine
Bonus: Weird Extras
Professor A.J.’s History of Valentine’s Day
Fun Games and Weird Word Puzzles
My Weird School Daze Trivia Questions
The World of Dan Gutman Checklist
Back Ad
About the Author and Illustrator
Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher
My name is A.J. and I hate the L word.
Do you know what the L word is? I can’t say it. It’s too gross.
We had just finished putting our backpacks into our cubbies and pledging the allegiance when my teacher, Mr. Granite, went over to the whiteboard.
It’s time for our Word of the Day,
he said as he picked up a marker. Today, our word is . . .
And then he wrote it on the board in big letters: L-O-V-E.
Love,
said Mr. Granite.
WHAT?!
He said the L word! Ugh, disgusting!
Yuck!
shouted Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.
That’s a four-letter word!
shouted Michael, who never ties his shoes.
"And he said it out loud!" shouted Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.
Yes, tomorrow is Valentine’s Day,
said Mr. Granite. "The day of love."
He said it again! All of us guys were falling off our chairs and choking and gagging and freaking out.
Boys!
said Andrea Young, this girl who is always rolling her eyes.* "I love Valentine’s Day!"
Me too!
said her crybaby friend, Emily, who agrees with everything Andrea says. "I love Valentine’s Day!"
Can I go to the nurse?
I asked Mr. Granite. I think I’m gonna be sick.
What’s the matter, A.J.?
"Everybody keeps saying the L word," I told him.
You mean ‘love’?
asked Mr. Granite.
Ewwwww!
I shouted. "You said it again! Help! Call an ambulance! I need to go to the hospital!"
You’re being silly, A.J.,
Mr. Granite told me. "I bet you love lots of things."
Oh, yeah? Name one.
You love your parents, don’t you?
asked Mr. Granite.
Well, yes,
I admitted.
Of course I love my parents.
And I’ve heard you say how much you love skateboarding, right?
I guess so,
I admitted.
"And I know how much you love playing Pee Wee football every Saturday, A.J.," said Mr. Granite.
Yeah . . .
I couldn’t argue with that. I do love playing football.
So there are some things that you love.
Hmmm. Mr. Granite had a point. I do love my parents, skateboarding, and football. But I still don’t like the