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Once again, Daniel MacIvor proves to us that just because we’re all grown up doesn’t mean we have everything figured out. His characters are sometimes naive, often crass, but always honest. As they try to reclaim their high-school glory days, these five friends charge headfirst into the secrets they all tried to run so far from.
Daniel MacIvor
Born in Sydney, Cape Breton in 1962, Daniel MacIvor studied theatre at Dalhousie University in Halifax and George Brown College in Toronto. A prolific playwright, dynamic performer, producer, and artistic director, MacIvor has been creating original Canadian theatre since 1986 when he founded the highly acclaimed theatre company da da kamera, which has won a Chalmers Award for Innovation in Theatre (1998). MacIvor is also a successful filmmaker. His projects include the award winning short film The Fairy Who Didn’t Want to Be a Fairy Anymore. His first feature film, Past Perfect (produced by Camelia Frieberg), premiered at the 2002 Toronto International Film Festival and was released in theatres across Canada in March and April of 2003. He also adapted his Governor General’s Award-nominated stage play, Marion Bridge, for the screen (directed by Wiebke von Carolsfeld), for which he won the Best Screenplay Award at the 2002 Atlantic Film Festival. Talonbooks published his play Cul-de-sac in 2005.
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Bingo! - Daniel MacIvor
BINGO!
Daniel MacIvor
Playwrights Canada Press
Toronto
Also by Daniel MacIvor
One Voice: House and Here Lies Henry
Never Swim Alone & This Is a Play
See Bob Run & Wild Abandon
I Still Love You: Five Plays
The Soldier Dreams
Marion Bridge
His Greatness
How It Works
You Are Here
Cul-de-sac
Monster
In On It
Bingo! © Copyright 2011 by Daniel MacIvor
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Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication
MacIvor, Daniel, 1962-
Bingo! [electronic resource] / Daniel MacIvor.
Play.
Electronic monograph.
Issued also in print format.
ISBN 978-1-77091-002-7
I. Title.
PS8575.I86B55 2011 C812'.54 C2011-906847-8
cipPlaywrights Canada Press acknowledges the financial support of the Government of Canada through the Canada Book Fund and the Canada Council for the Arts, and of the Province of Ontario through the Ontario Arts Council and the Ontario Media Development Corporation for our publishing activities.
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Table of Contents
Title Page
Also by Daniel MacIvor
Copyright Page
Dedication
Bingo!
Production Information
Characters
Act One
Scene One
Scene Two
Act Two
Scene One
Scene Two
Scene Three
Scene Four
About the Author
Bingo! was first produced by Mulgrave Road Theatre at Halifax’s Neptune Studio on July 26 and 27, 2011, and toured to Guysborough’s Chedabucto Place and Glace Bay’s Savoy Theatre from July 29–August 3. The cast and crew were:
Heather Rankin: Kathy Bitsy
Cameron
John Beale: Paul Nurk
Kenney
Marty Burt: Dougie Dookie
Duke
Ryan Rogerson: Jeff Heffer
MacInnis
Emmy Alcorn: Laura Boots
Boutlier
Director: Daniel MacIvor
Dramaturge: Iris Turcott
Assistant director: Richie Wilcox
Costume design: Janet MacLellan
Set design: Andrew Murray
Lighting design: Victoria Williams
Characters
Paul Nurk
Kenney
Dougie Dookie
Duke
Jeff Heffer
MacInnis
Laura Boots
Boutlier
Kathy Bitsy
Cameron
Act One
¶ Scene One
NURK, a man in his forties stands alone. He speaks to the audience.
Nurk: We were friends. It was long ago. Pierre Trudeau was the prime minister. We drove Gremlins and Pacers and Volares. Gasoline was still sold by the gallon. We were going to the movies to watch Apocalypse Now and The Empire Strikes Back. M*A*S*H was keeping us home on Wednesday nights to watch television. Disco didn’t quite suck yet and everybody’s mother thought Rod Stewart was sexy. We had just survived the seventies and phrases like the Internet
and crack cocaine
and global warming
hadn’t been invented. We drank a lot and smoked cigarettes and were always searching the house looking for some rumoured hallucinogen. Smoking tea bags rolled with nutmeg could get you high. It couldn’t. We drank a lot. We were teenagers, anything was possible, everything was ahead of us. We were friends. We waited by the phone, we ran to the phone, we made crank calls on the phone. Do you have pop in the cooler?
Telephones used to hang in kitchens with cords on them and you had to stand beside them to talk. People smoked cigarettes on airplanes, in classrooms, in doctor’s offices. Reality television was the news. Rap was something we did to Christmas presents. We were friends. We were friends with people we now have nothing in common with. Some of us. We all had nicknames. Sometimes our nicknames were more complicated than our real names. I was Paul. Why did I need a nickname? Wasn’t Paul easy enough to remember? But we were friends. And we lived in a place that we would always and forever remember as a place called home.
And that meant something. Thirty years ago. And it still does…
DOOKIE and HEFFER, also in their late forties, enter and join NURK as he continues.
Here. Now. Tonight.
The three men do shooters then whoop. Lights up quickly. A hotel room.
Dookie: Is that the one?
Heffer: Is that the one?
Nurk: Not for me.
HEFFER hits DOOKIE in the stomach.
Heffer: Dookie!
DOOKIE hits HEFFER