Zeke Meeks vs the Gruesome Girls
By D.L. Green and Josh Alves
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D.L. Green
D.L. Green lives in California with her husband, three children, silly dog, and a big collection of rubber chickens. She loves to read, write, and joke around.
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My sister was killing me. She wasn’t shooting me, stabbing me, or poisoning me. But she was doing something almost as bad: She was hogging the TV. I wanted to watch a great show called Fight, Fight, Fight. But Mom said I had to wait for Mia’s show to end.
Mia was watching Princess Sing-Along. It’s the worst TV show ever, starring the worst princess ever, singing the worst songs ever. Yuck.
And Mia wasn’t just watching the show. She was also screeching the songs out loud—really, really loud. She screeched, When others are around, la la la, keep your noise level down, la la la.
Listen to Princess Sing-Along,
I told Mia.
What?
she asked. Then she kept singing.
Listen to Princess Sing-Along!
I shouted over Mia’s screeching.
"I am listening to her," Mia said.
Princess Sing-Along is telling you to keep the noise level down when others are around,
I said.
Yeah, I know!
Mia shouted. Then she screeched even louder, When others are around, la la la, keep your noise level down, la la la.
I’m around. So keep your noise level down,
I said.
Mia shook her head. You don’t count, Zeke. You’re my brother.
Then she sang even louder, When others are around, la la la, keep your noise level down, la la la.
"I can’t stand the Princess Sing-Along show! I can’t stand the princess! I can’t stand the songs! And I really can’t stand when you sing along with them!" I screamed.
Our mother ran into the room. She said, Ezekiel Heathcliff Meeks, keep your noise level down. You’re being much too loud.
I said, Mia was the one who—
I heard you screaming, Zeke,
my older sister, Alexa, interrupted me. She had come into the room with our dog, Waggles.
Waggles is a boy dog. But he was dressed like a girl dog. He wore a bright pink sweater around his big belly. He had a matching bright pink scarf around his neck. Waggles looks girly,
I complained.
I put together a new outfit for him. Doesn’t he look great?
Alexa said.
Girly is great!
Mia said. Then she sang another Princess Sing-Along song. Hearts and lace and flowers, la la la. Celebrate girl power, la la la.
With Dad gone, there’s too much girl power in this house,
I said. I really missed my dad. He’s a soldier. He was away on a top-secret mission.
Alexa patted my head. She said, I know just the thing to cheer you up, Zeke. You should go to the mall. Try on some cute shoes. Look at the newest fashions. Shopping always makes me feel better.
"Yuck. That’s a girl thing. That won’t cheer