Cocktail Therapy: The Perfect Prescription for Life's Many Crises
By Leanne Shear, Tracey Toomey and Neryl Walker
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During their bartending years, Leanne Shear and Tracey Toomey were often witness to all kinds of personal crises. And while others may take refuge with their therapist or on the racquetball court, Leanne and Tracey concluded that the quickest way to beat the blues is with a delicious drink (or two).
That hot guy from last week still hasn't called? Try a Pomegranate Martini—bold, tasty, but not so lethal that you'll be tempted to drunk dial him. Gain a few pounds? Indulge in a (nearly) guiltless Sugar-Free Mojito. Credit card bill contains a few nasty surprises? A decadent Bourbon Bee Sting will leave you feeling like a million dollars.
As dependable as a good friend and guaranteed not to utter a single "I told you so," Cocktail Therapy proves that when life hands you lemons, the best thing to do is make a rum-soaked Tropical Lemonade.
Leanne Shear
Leanne Shear is a writer and co-author of the two books, The Perfect Manhattan and Cocktail Therapy. Her writing has appeared in numerous publications, including The New York Times, New York magazine, Glamour, and more. She lives in New York City.
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Cocktail Therapy - Leanne Shear
Family Feuds & Friendship Follies
Let’s face it: Friends and family are the ones who are always there for you—it’s in the job description. But for the rare times when they’re the source of your angst, we have the cocktail to get you through any predicament. And for the even rarer occasions when you’re the one in the wrong? Well, thankfully, pride is a lot easier to swallow when washed down with one of our delicious concoctions!
CRISIS:
You have plans with your best friend for cocktails and a bite to eat at a great new lounge, and you’ve been looking forward to it all day. You stopped for a mani/pedi on the way home from work and are all geared up, wearing your cute new top and dangly earrings. A half hour before you’re supposed to meet, however, she calls to cancel. It’s not her fault that she has to work late, but she has a nasty tendency to drop you at the last minute! Your best companion in this case is an Apple Fizz—it will never disappoint you.
COCKTAIL: Apple Fizz
4 oz. champagne
1 oz. apple juice
Apple slice
Fill a champagne flute three quarters full of champagne, top with the apple juice, and garnish with the apple slice. After the first sip, start going through your cell phone to find the number of your most up for anything
friend.
BONUS: Apples are a super food: rich in fiber, vitamins, and antioxidants.
CRISIS:
Your pothead little brother forgot he was supposed to pick you up from the train station. Worse, you’re forced to wait outside in the cold for two hours since he can’t hear his phone over the sounds of the video game he’s playing. Don’t get mad, get even! Make him do all the laundry you brought home—after he concocts a Surfer on Acid for you, of course.
COCKTAIL: Surfer on Acid
1 oz. Jägermeister
1 oz. coconut rum
Splash of pineapple juice
Shake with ice, pour into a shot glass, and shoot. It’s better than shooting your brother.
CRISIS:
After six months of dating, you and your boyfriend have gotten in the habit of spending every night together. Summer rolls around and you bring him on vacation with your family. Since becoming a bona fide adult, you’d forgotten about your parents’ old-fashioned no-sleeping-in-the-same-room-until-marriage dictum. What other option do you and your man have? Down a Sex on the Beach…and then sneak out for some sex on the