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    So, When Can I Meet George? (A Story To Scare Away Potential Suitors)
    So, When Can I Meet George? (A Story To Scare Away Potential Suitors)
    So, When Can I Meet George? (A Story To Scare Away Potential Suitors)
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    So, When Can I Meet George? (A Story To Scare Away Potential Suitors)

    By Angela Lovell

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    When her breakup doesn't go the way she planned it, Angela finds that the perfect man not only relieves tension, but he can also help to get her ex back.

    This short comedic essay has been reformatted as a "how-to" in sex and relationship columns worldwide.

    "Angela Lovell is a monster - in the good way!" - Her ex-fiancee

    "That girl in the Tennessee Williams play who always screws up the guy." - A gentleman swing dancer.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAngela Lovell
    Release dateJul 20, 2011
    ISBN9781465726001
    So, When Can I Meet George? (A Story To Scare Away Potential Suitors)
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    Angela Lovell

    Angela Lovell is an award-winning playwright, director, screenwriter, essayist, podcaster, writing instructor, sex columnist, and critic of film, theatre and music. Her work has appeared in BUST Magazine, High Times, The L Magazine, Common Ties, Opium Magazine, Match.com, and The New York Press. Angela has written for MTV, and several independent film studios. She's taken first place at The Moth's NYC StorySlam (www.themoth.com), and performed her earliest embarrassing writing onstage at Mortified (www.getmortified.com). Angela is afraid of ghosts and sharks but not of dentists. She lives in New York City with her two opinionated dogs.

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