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    New New Testament Paul's letters to the Corinthians
    New New Testament Paul's letters to the Corinthians
    New New Testament Paul's letters to the Corinthians
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    New New Testament Paul's letters to the Corinthians

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    Paul is a big swinging dick. He is the anti-christ. Paul sets the stage for the New Church of Rome. The Empire may have fallen but the Vatican has not. At least not yet. It will. When it is seen for what it is, the house of Satan, a death cult, a big fat lie made into one of the most influential world powers, it will crumble. The mad apes will awaken and know that the kingdom of heaven is at hand. They will know that God is not an old tyrant that sits in the sky and hands down laws to privileged beggars that do the marketing for the warlords.

    It all sounds science fiction, this exposing of one of the world's favourite fairytales. The reality that awaits our observation of it is wild. Evolution is wild. Us becoming masters of even our own evolution seems wild. But the time has come for us to leave the dark ages of obey or die and enter the new age of know and do.

    Another work of art, the cover, by Toby ... http://www.2oby.com

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSteve Howard
    Release dateMay 4, 2011
    ISBN9781458054340
    New New Testament Paul's letters to the Corinthians
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    Steve Howard

    Born in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada 1960. Moved to London, Ontario, Canada in 1967. Started playing hockey and piano. Went to Sir Wilfred Laurier High School and played the trumpet.Studied Architectural Technology at Fanshawe College of Applied Arts and Sciences. Started playing guitar and writing a little. On a trip to the mountains in 1982 with a friend I decided, or was awakened to the knowledge that I was going to pursue writing. Graduated 1984 and moved to Toronto.Moved to Saarbrücken, Germany in 1993.Have traveled many places in North, Middle and South America and Europe.Besides reading and writing also work on photography and music.

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      New New Testament Paul's letters to the Corinthians - Steve Howard

      New New Testament

      Paul’s letters to the Corinthians

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      Steve Howard

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      Pauls’s letters to the Corinthians

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      Table of Content

      first corinthians chapter 01

      first corinthians chapter 02

      first corinthians chapter 03

      first corinthians chapter 04

      first corinthians chapter 05

      first corinthians chapter 06

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      first corinthians chapter 11

      first corinthians chapter 12

      first corinthians chapter 13

      first corinthians chapter 14

      first corinthians chapter 15

      first corinthians chapter 16

      second corinthians chapter 01

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      Paul’s first letter to the CORINTHIANS

      first corinthians chapter 01

      Why the hell do people even believe there was a Paul or Moses or Abraham or God.

      Why the hell do people believe in Peter Pan or Santa Clause or Batman or George Bush.

      Wait, George Bush don’t fit.

      We were gonna play that old game which one of these things don’t belong but since you blew it already let me tell you what the biggest trouble is. What we got for a grand situation is that most people are board. They got too little to do or too much stupid stuff to do they don’t wanna do so instead of doing something with their lives they wanna have someone else tell them a nice or scary story. And ain’t nothing wrong with that sort of thing except that the story becomes more alive then most anyone’s life and suddenly people are talking about God and Batman as if they are real.

      People gonna get over worshipping God but I don’t know about Batman.

      Vs. 5: For in union with Christ you have become rich in all things, including all speech and all knowledge. EQ.

      So there I am in Guyana talking to an Amerindian and suddenly I was a wondering what her religion was.

      Why you wanna wonder about her religion.

      If you know someone’s religion you know what paranoia they most love and what things not to say. Like when you are talking to a Jew, it’s better not to talk about genocide. Or if you are talking to a Moslem, you don’t want to talk about suicide bombing. And if you are talking to a Christian, you don’t wanna say shit piss fuck Mother Mary was rapped and Jesus Christ was a bastard.

      But that’s all true.

      Yes, but anyone who has a religion avoids true things and takes offence in them when someone points them out.

      Like saying God is a character in a book.

      For example.

      So what was the Amerindian’s religion.

      If I had been on a horse I’d have fallen off when I saw her look at me.

      How’s she look at ya.

      Like I musta come from another planet not to know such a thing.

      So what was her religion.

      Christian.

      Well, obviously after a hundred million years being anything else.

      That’s what I figured. Jesus Christ woman, why in Gods’ names you wanna be a fuckin’ slave to the bullshit stories of Paul. Batman is cooler.

      Vs. 13: Christ has been divided into groups! EQ.

      Christ has been sliced up and dried out in the sun and sold to murder and plunder corporations to laminate on their lying smiling representatives and advisors who waltz into countries with non-Christian cultures and mineral resource.

      "Hi, we are here to ram Jesus up you ass

      and steal your oil to make it gas.

      What pretty skin so nice and brown

      say good-bye jungle we chop it down.

      So much gold you cannot use

      so we take it all and sell you old shoes.

      Smile at us and shake our hands

      we have come to rape your lands."

      Vs. 17: ... to tell the Good News, and to tell it without using the language of human wisdom... EQ.

      "What. What language do they use, these fucking

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