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    Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names
    Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names
    Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names
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    Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names

    By Dave A Vance

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    Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names contains over 300 cocktail and shooter recipes with dirty and vulgar names. It makes a great resource for parties and other social events where proper etiquette is not important.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDave A Vance
    Release dateMay 28, 2010
    ISBN9781452486123
    Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names
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    Dave A Vance

    Dave A Vance is the author of "Martini Madness: 380 recipes to tempt your taste buds" and "Margarita Mania". Along with Dave's ebook versions, print versions of both of Dave's books can be found on Amazon.com.

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      Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names - Dave A Vance

      Cocktails and Shooters with Dirty Names

      by Dave A Vance

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      COPYRIGHT

      Copyright © 2009 by Dave A Vance

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying or otherwise, without the prior permission of the author. Requests to the Author for permission should be addressed to Dave A Vance via the contact form on the Firewater Publishing website, located at http://www.FirewaterPublishing.com/.

      Trademarks: ShotDrinks.com and the ShotDrinks.com monkey logo are trademarks of Dave A Vance and may not be used without written permission. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners.

      This book contains adult language and is only suitable for adults of legal drinking age.

      LIMIT OF LIABILITY/DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY: Neither the publisher nor the author can accept any responsibility for any consequences arising from the information contained in this book. While great care was taken to create this book, errors may exist. Responsible drinking is everyone's personal responsibility. The publisher and author make no representations or warranties with respect to the accuracy or completeness of this work and specifically disclaim all warranties, including without limitation warranties of fitness for a particular purpose. No warranty may be created or extended by sales or promotional materials.

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person you share it with. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then you should return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Published by Firewater Publishing at Smashwords.

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      CONTENTS

      PREFACE

      DRINK RECIPES

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      PREFACE

      We have all either tried or have at least heard of cocktails and shooters that have dirty, vulgar, and obscene names. This book was written to provide you with over 300 recipes to make at home, surprise your friends with, or know what you are ordering the next time you’re out on the town.

      Some of the more common cocktails with fairly tame names, such as the Red Headed Slut and Anal Probe, are included as well as some of the more obscene named drinks, such as the Cumshot, Crack Whore, Cocksucking Cowboy, amongst others.

      I can’t promise you that you won’t get funny looks when ordering some of these drinks at the bar, but at least you will have the knowledge to tell the bartender how to make the drink.

      This is definitely one of those books that you should keep away from children.

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      DRINK RECIPES

      1-900-FUK-MEUP

      Serve in a Whiskey Sour Glass

      1/2 oz. Absolut Kurant

      1/4 oz. Grand Marnier

      1/4 oz. Chambord

      1/4 oz. Midori Melon Liqueur

      1/4 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum

      1/4 oz. Amaretto

      1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice

      1/4 oz. Pineapple Juice

      Shake ingredients in a mixing tin filled with ice cubes and strain into a rocks glass.

      A GET FUCKED UP SPECIAL

      Serve in a Shot Glass

      1/3 part Bacardi 151

      1/3 part Peach Schnapps

      1/3 part Orange Soda

      Mix all ingredients and pour into a shot glass.

      A PIECE OF ASS

      Serve in a Shot Glass

      1/2 shot Amaretto

      3/4 shot Southern Comfort

      Ice

      splash Sour Mix

      Put ice in shaker tin,

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