The Know-it-All Guide to Zombies, the Infected and Apocalypse Survival
By Jeremy Dion
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If you've ever wondered about zombies, their classifications, what they're all about, and how to better your chances at surviving an apocalypse then you may enjoy "The Know-it-All Guide to Zombies, the Infected and Apocalypse Survival". This eBook will prepare your mind for identifying and accurately classifying each type of zombie based on their behavior and abilities. This guide also discusses the proper gear and tactics you will need in order to have the best possible chances for survival either by yourself or in a group. As with any disaster, preparation plays a significant role toward increasing your chance for survival. This guide even touches on nutritional requirements, growing gardens and tips for fitting into a community in a post-apocalyptic environment. This guide is precise, to the point and written from a logical cause & effect perspective utilizing years of observational data.
Jeremy Dion
I'm a reasonably private person. I haven't written many detailed autobiographical entries. If I'm publishing anything to the internet then it's usually not about me. There's so much more to talk about that I consider of greater importance.Anyhow, I think some people will enjoy my style of writing so I've decided to publish my first eBook. I usually write opinions and responses to current events. I like the freedom of editorials, but I've written some serious articles too. I'm starting to see the humor in everything now, and I think it shows in my work. I don't know. You can be the judge if you like.
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The Know-it-All Guide to Zombies, the Infected and Apocalypse Survival - Jeremy Dion
The Know-it-All Guide to Zombies, the Infected and Apocalypse Survival
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Teach Grandma to Suck Eggs
By Jeremy Dion
Copyright 2014 Jeremy Dion
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Contents
Definition and Origin
Viral Zombies
Chemical Zombies
Supernatural Zombies
Ragers
EBQS
Gear
Procedures
Weaponry
Habitation
Nutrition and Gardening
Acknowledgements and Bibliography
About the Author
Definition:
A zombie is a reanimated corpse without the regular operating faculties of a healthy human. The behavior of the reanimated corpse can differ depending on their classification and brain damage.
Origin:
The English word zombie
is a recreation of the Haitian Creole word zonbi
and the North Mbundu word nzumbe
. These words refer to an animated corpse that has been placed under the effects of sorcery from West African Vodun (Voodoo). The zombie classification that is most like the origin of the word is the supernatural zombie.
Classifications:
‘Viral Zombies’ - This is the most popular classification of zombies. These are the corpses of humans that have been infected then died either from the infection or other causes and became reanimated. This virus spreads through the saliva and blood and is presumably present in all other fluids or material of a zombie. The viral zombie strain only affects the human species and only those that have been exposed to the virus. A virus spreads through cell multiplication so it is important to sterilize the areas of all wounds. Reanimation of a human corpse relies in them being exposed to the virus while they were alive. The virus is carried through the body by the beating heart, thus exposing the brain and other parts of the body to the virus. Infection and fever follows, then death and reanimation. The brain must be destroyed to cease reanimation of this zombie.
These zombies are slow movers with rotting flesh. Since their muscles are not oxygenated regularly by blood flow, they cannot move quickly. They are dead and rotting and their functionality relies strictly on what physical law will allow. The muscle tissue receives movement information from the brain for as long as the nervous system can relay information. Eventually, the rotting and muscle use without a proper oxygen delivery system will severely limit the zombie’s movement capability. Disposal