Press Release
By John Rapp
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About this ebook
100 fictional press releases. A sometimes humorous, always different, look at our world today and in the near future. Everything and everyone are fair game including government, politics, religion, business, labor, lawyers, college, entertainment, economics, genetic engineering and cloning.
A sampling of Press Releases:
Chairman of the Board, First American Industrial Company - Bribes
National Aeronautics and Space Administration -First Contact
Media Awareness Group - Adwise
The Republic of Santo Paulo - Our First Election
National Association of Women Executives - Meaningful Progress
Vaya Con Dios, Inc. - To Be Or Not To Be
Machiavellian Adult Night School, Inc. - First Congressional Graduating Class
Erasmus P. Donday, Corporate Tax Accountant - “M”
Organization of Petroleum Exporting Worlds (OPEW) - Moon Oil
Holographic Hall of Fame - Anniversary
John Shanks, Former Professional Golfer of the Year - Two Foot Putts
The Economic Outstitute (A Band of Renegade Economists) - Equality of ....?
United States Attorney General’s Office - Electronic Opinion Sampling Company
Family of Companies, Inc. - Corporate Update
Modern Name Society - Names For Our Times
Clones, Clones, Inc. Inc. - Lawsuit
Federal Healthful Agency - Nuclear Waste
Maurice K. Pendergast Vacuum Crapper Company - Lawsuit
Institute For Female Studies - The Role of Women
Institute For Male Studies - The Future of Women
Avant-Garde Cinema Productions - Three Clones in the Fountain
Independent Electronic Party - Jane and Bob
Institute For Peculiar Activities - Millionaire Politicians
Gen-Eng, Inc. - S-X
First Church of Evolutionary Reincarnation - “Ten Lives”
Board of Regents, Tarr and Fether University - Academic Rebirth
The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth and
No B.S. Daily Newspaper - Slow News Day
The Flunked-Out Legal “Friends” of Shapiro and Rossi, Inc. - The Coming Fiscal Year
Dr. Azrael Mors - Lawsuit
Public Protection Agency - Unsafe in Any Womb
“C” Student Hall of Fame - Alfred T. Strathaus Award
Ms. Velvet Tush - I Love You
Los Angles Police Department - Dali Carton
The Estate of Lawrence Q. Williams - The Williams War Prize
“Philosophy Today” - Special Introductory Subscription Offer
President’s Commission on Capital Punishment - Recommendations
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