(Mostly) CLEAN JOKES for any occasion. Part II
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In Part II Author continued his work to find funny and smart one-liners, family jokes, Doctor’s jokes, adult jokes and many more. Author did his best to translate these humorous lines to English without loosing their natural tongue charm. Hope you will have fun and good chuckles, just like many people in different countries have.
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(Mostly) CLEAN JOKES for any occasion. Part II - Alexander Margolin
Part II
Collected from around the world by Alexander Margolin
SMASHWORDS EDITION
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(Mostly) CLEAN JOKES for any occasion. Part II
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A man and woman got married. He tells her:
- You're my wife, you should respect my habits, and I have three of them. First - every Wednesday, I play football with my friends. Rain, snow, whatever … FOOTBALL!!! Got it?
- Got it, - she replies.
- Second - every Friday I'm playing cards with my friends. Got it?
- Got it, - she replies.
- And, finally, the third: Every Sunday I go fishing. Winter, cold, mother in law's birthday, anyway. - I am FISHING. Got it?
- Sure, - she replies.
- So? What do you think? Is there any objections?
- No.
- Maybe you also have some kind of habit?
-Yes, one. I have to have sex every evening at 9:00 PM. Have a husband at home, no husband at home; anyway, I am having SEX!!!
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- Guys, help! Need money for plastic surgery!!
- John, well, we were telling you, not to marry, take a better look first!
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When I woke up, he was gone. With him were gone my fur coat and a gold chain. Once again, I praised myself for pulling his wallet and passport from his jacket earlier in the evening…
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Pessimist, when unloading an odd number of socks from the washing machine, is thinking, Damn, the sock is missing.
An optimist: Oh, man, I got extra sock!
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